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Juan Carlos

@hernameisjuan

I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human

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She KNEW they're #RealBakers in da house tn!!

14.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool pin!

14.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me your house style is too spineless to capture how fascist my statement was

13.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck at a public library.

13.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

You're from the same place... the WORLD

13.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My humble load for Gay Guy Friday πŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

13.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rootily-toot-toot

13.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot

13.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Fat Cock Friday The 13th

13.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And you'll WIN Ik it!!

13.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IJBOL 😣

13.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Need to turn u into a Taco Bell Birthday Cake Empanada so bad!! πŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

13.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i got fucked in the ass and now i'm going to get chinese food

13.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah brother it's fat!!

13.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been one of those weeks…
PASS THE YAOI!!!!!

13.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys only want ONE thing... and that's my big concha

13.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omfg! Then u must b really irate! 🫣

13.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

13.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No you're right to b that's like getting robbed!!

13.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Made bear dinner last night

13.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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le sigh…

13.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta premier it king!!

13.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1, gotta get that price per wear!!

13.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Friday the thirteenth, pi day, ides of march, st patrick’s day, this weekend is very knife-centric

13.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg is he that short??

13.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what is even an ostensible reason a swim brief should carry a $72 price tag

13.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
13.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT one?? 😳 d-do you have anything smaller? 😣😩

13.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

12.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The forbidden choccy chip cookie πŸͺ🫦

12.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0