You know that old adage, "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks"?
I am here to tell you that sometimes the wall is a person and you're just throwing shit at them.
Ok, but you're contractually not allowed to even *think* about MacArthur Park unless you mean business. #olympics2026
The way this #superbowl coverage was infiltrated is LOUD. disgusting
The amount of remakes that have come out very recently that reference the OG stars of the movie they were inspired by as historical figures is now at least two. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #theburbs #therunningman
I have my very own #Olympic cauldron! NBD #winterolympics
Is the gruesome death in #StrangerThings those shelves of wine? Bc the gasp I gusped. Absolutely horrifying.
Picture of makeup kit marked up from $5 to $8 where you can clearly see the original price.
Probably one of the most egregious markups I've ever seen. This is probably two years old and never even sold during mega clearance, but they've marked it $3 higher and didn't even try to hide it. Wow. But #inflation is "down" right?
But it's all ok, bc my friend from HS played the FBI agent in tonight's episode #911onABC
Obviously, I can get past the whale thing and every other unbelievable bit that show has ever done, but I draw the line at incredibly incorrect props 🤣
Why in the world would they give Chim such a specific (and stupid) line like, "I come with lager," and then give him a 6-pack of IPA? 🤣 #911onABC
I'm crying because I don't know what was funnier:
Bowen Yang playing Dobby defending...that person
him not realizing his costume broken for a while
or the striptease once it was over. #SNL
Giggling while showing my husband the #SNL skit about Kpop Demon Hunters, and he's looking at me like I've lost my mind.
Oh, I'm sorry that our 7-year-old has not invited you to witness the phenomenon that is Kpop Demon Hunters. But sir, this is amazing.
These queens have #TheHouseofGuinness brothers' numbers, and I'm obsessed.
But ok, I am OBSESSED by the immediate worship Arthur has for Lady Olivia in #TheHouseofGuinness. That man found his bestie, and it's so pure. (I'm literally only still on episode 3 so I hope I'm not disappointed in later episodes bc I've been thinking about that scene for 24 hours now)
Absolutely gutted. #thebuccaneers
The fact that DOD is now requiring support documents in the Commons form when no one else is yet is actually diabolical. I used to joke that the people who make up grant writing rules stay up at night, thinking of ways to ruin people's lives. Now I'm convinced it's not a joke anymore. #RAdminSky
Is there a program that can help scan submissions for banned/trigger words in NIH proposals? I have a fairly extensive list, but that can be time-consuming when reviewing. #RAdminSky
Legit just scolded, "not the Washington monument! Eliza Hamilton raised funds in DC for that!" #Hamilton
I'm so glad I'm watching Captain America: Brave New World on Disney+ instead of in the theater bc I cannot stop asking questions, and I'm also very loudly yelling at the screen. I would have been escorted out 20 minutes ago, and I'm only 31 minutes in...
Gosh, I hope I didn't just watch #pokerface jump the alligator, but that definitely had a different feel to it.
I love that the official picture for the new Pope being attached to all the news articles is him serving, "Yeah, I'm the Pope. So what, who cares"
Every single new guidance issued reads more petulantly than the last. They used to read like stereo instructions, but now it's just faux outrage over something this administration feels a childlike injustice to. #RAdminSky
In things that sound fake but 💯 happened, I was filling in my dry-erase calendar for next March and completely forgot that March 31st existed for a solid 30 seconds.
Listen, Sam Rockwell, dropping "Pippin" after literally played Fosse, just means Mike White gets us. #TheWhiteLotus
It's almost April, and I just found an absolute gift from past me in the pantry. #littledebbie
"I've tried to care about this, but I really don't" is one of the most perfect lines of dialogue I've ever heard. The fact that it's not currently available in gif form (that I can find) to use at my disposal is thoroughly disappointing. #TheResidence
An hour in #ThePitt just flies by. Oof. I was hesitant about the formatting of this show when it started, but it is truly captivating.
As much as I love #TheTraitorsUS, where 1/3 of the cast every season is from #realhousewives, I am still woefully unprepared for that category on #thefloor.
There have been a ton of interesting job titles on #thefloor, but I'm prettttty sure one of them will stay w me forever.
I love when you can tell TJ loves that week's winning team because instead of yelling at them that a star is the only way to his final, he's like "that's smart" when they say they won't go down. #challenge
