Brian

Woken suddenly in the dead of night to your phone ringing, certain it's a dead family member, and then seeing the pic of Fitz chillin

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

"Chat, we were based, and chopped"

I don’t know what it is about that city but having lived there a while it really does seem that a disproportionate amount of weird stuff like this happens there

In fact, when pressed about my opinions, I always came down in favor of good things

In these trying times it's important to remember I am in no way responsible for any of the bad stuff

I’m just happy it‘s being independently developed by others

70s singer/songwriter duo

I swear! If you knew my wife or friends I'd have you ask them

No joke I’ve called it glof for years

A true pro

Typing, hitting send, the works!

What if God *were one of us

I *am off Thursday…

Yes. But I can’t

Lol I very much remember that passage in particular

suds, songs, switch

(Colonel Kurtz) the content...the content!

I‘m on a work call with someone who sounds like they’re wearing a Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer

It's extremely funny to imagine this particular person as an "attention hog"

oh nice that stuff's good

Mine were 3-star general tyrant stepdad from whom we were estranged and religious freak who died the day I was born

What is it!

Silverware drawer full of spoons

My dinner with Alanis

I have to think mechanical failure. Who even has to make a conscious effort to do it???

When I was a young girl they told me I could be anything I wanted to be. I said I wanted to lead disruption in healthcare delivery using technology driven solutions.

I usually can't last more than 10 seconds. I basically never watch any video of him ever if I can avoid it

Very depressing actually

You’d think they take their orders from the same people and interest groups. But that can’t be right!

When I die I want my data donated to science