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Editor (fiction + technical) at Wondrous Legends LLC | Fantasy author | New release: We Didn’t Start the Phire | wondrouslegends.com Join the Ledger → https://www.wondrouslegends.com/blog
Thanks so much for all the support — launch days are always a little surreal.
If you end up reading Bite Me, Your Majesty, I’d love to hear what you think of Josh (and his cat). 🐈
Reviews help indie authors enormously.
"Bite Me, Your Majesty" is now live!
A polite vampire.
A tidy king.
And far too much cosmic paperwork.
Satirical fantasy with gods, government, and a cat who refuses to follow procedure.
eBook & paperback available on Amazon + Kindle Unlimited.
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I have too many main characters! Plus, I'm not really an illustrator. One of the ladies in my writing group is the amazing artist Sue Dawe, though, and she illustrated the main characters from a novella I wrote for an anthology we worked on together (Exiles of Eeria). That was pretty awesome.
Blue background with open book, quill, and stars. Text: Inside Wondrous Legends. Editing. Writing. Systems. Creative structure for complex worlds. For the last week of February. www.wondrouslegends.com/blog
📖 Full-novel critique for my writing group
🩸 Bite Me's paperback proof
👻 Anthology stories about love and lingering ghosts
🗂 Document control consulting
✍️ Friday’s blog post
Writing isn’t just inspiration. It’s structure, feedback, revision, and dedication.
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It's always been a passion of mine. I've been writing since I was young. And I got my degree in writing, too.
This is my second novel in the series. I've written and published a few other stories, but mostly shorter works.
The ebook goes live on Amazon on 3/7/26. I should have the paperback live a week or two later.
ARC spots open for Bite Me, Your Majesty.
Satirical fantasy. Vampires. Bureaucratic nonsense.
No pressure. No review minimum. Just early access.
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ARC readers wanted.
Satirical fantasy. A polite vampire. Questionable bureaucracy.
Early access to "Bite Me, Your Majesty" is live:
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Honest reviews appreciated. Curious readers welcome.
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Image: sliced bread + blood drop + big knife background. Image overlay text (exact) Main quote (center): “By royal decree: … All bread to be logged before slicing.” Source line (smaller, beneath): — From Bite Me, Your Majesty Bite line (beneath source): Fortunately, Mrs. Haversham has knives.
Some people don’t want life, they want control.
If you care more about logging bread than feeding people, you don’t love bread (or people).
If you love bread, read "Bite Me, Your Majesty." ARC opens late on Saturday.
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A dramatic stack of parchment tied with red ribbon… but with a single drop of blood on the top page. Overlaid text (main): Royal Registry of Persons of Undue Duration (Small sub-line beneath it): Inspection begins soon. (Small text bottom corner): Bite Me, Your Majesty
Some kingdoms rule with swords.
Some rule with paperwork.
And some believe eternity can be achieved through proper filing procedures.
Bite Me, Your Majesty is satirical fantasy where:
🩸 the vampire is reasonable
📜 policy is weaponized
🍯 honey defeats tyranny
🐈 and the cat is never wrong
More soon.
Sometimes overcoming adversity is looking normal.
Vampires, satire, romance, and rebellion-by-humor. ARCs open 2/14—Book 1 will be free for a day for those who want to start at the beginning.
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"Bite Me, Your Majesty" (World in Draft #2) #Satire #IndieFantasy is opening for #ARC readers soon.
If you want in, send your email by comment or DM now for early access—more reading time, no pressure, and optional Book #1 if you want to start there.
Post-release ARCs will be limited.
Lists, he believed, were the closest mortals ever came to prayer that answered itself. The gods wrote the world into a Ledger, after all, though they kept forgetting to finish. If one of the forgetful gods could scribble “Life everlasting?? (see appendix)” and wander off, then Josh—who had been personally affected by that oversight—was perfectly justified in his own supplementary editions. - from my WiP, "Bite Me, Your Majesty"
Recovering from being under the weather, channeling my limited energy into editing--but on the plus side, I should be putting out a call for ARC readers next week. Stay tuned for details!
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An excerpt from "We Didn’t Start the Phire," followed by an official clarification.
The Kingdom of Arner takes transparency very seriously.
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mybook.to/PhirePaperback
mybook.to/PhireBook
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A small winter gift!
Thryme’s Turning is a cozy World in Draft holiday short about cycles, thresholds, and the quiet moments that hold everything together.
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Paperback launch day!
We Didn’t Start the Phire is officially available in print!
And because the gods enjoy chaos... you can now listen to the book's parody song!
Here’s the link to the paperback:
mybook.to/PhirePaperback
Video clip below includes the song!
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Myth, magic, and several gods who can’t keep the story straight.
I just posted the cosmology of the World in Draft!
Read it here:
👉 www.wondrouslegends.com/blog/the-cos...
Exciting news! My debut novel We Didn’t Start the Phire is officially published.
It launches the World in Draft universe — magic, mischief, and character chaos included.
Read it here: mybook.to/PhireBook
