✨Ash the Stampede✨

Batman you look fine scene

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a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough . Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough .

Unless they’re discussing sangria, and offering me some, shuddupppp already!

Liam Nissan Ultima

I’ll see myself out

how it feels knowing i have cigarettes in my purse

4 panel silly comic in black lines only. A blob guy has a big pencil. It says “I draw”. In the second panel he seems happy with his drawing and it says “all done yeah”. Panel 3 shows him holding up the drawing of a triangle with legs and a happy face. He goes “come on”. In the final panel he’s very pleased with himself, closes his eyes and tells himself “I’m a bit incredible”

Come on

A 36 pack of multi flavored Moon Pies?

And it ain’t even my birfday.

Him "I understand people falling for a charismatic leader or whatever but who finds him charismatic??"

Me: "ok so you know how dick pill spam is deliberately misspelled so only the dumbest people reply?"

Oh my god stop trying to make The Fantastic Four happen

Labia menorah sent me into a cackle spiral

quick question, when will i LEARN

stg I cum my pants when I’m watching a new movie trailer and I hear “Hello, Sidney…”

HERE WE GO AGAIN

(also I am very late to the party I had no clue this was happening)

Gale Dekarios is a fuckass man tbh but boy is he smoove like butta.

If you're happy and you know it eat a bug

Thank God I had no idea how I was gonna pull that off.

I don’t have a juicer but I have a hammer and could figure it out.

I’d totally make us all pancakes.

Does this mean socks are the panties of the feet?

Lighting in a bottle is my stage name

I’ve done this. Make it in a Bundt. Put marinara in the center when done.

It’s fantastic.
You will gain weight, make peace with it.

I need hikers to stop lording their happy-go-lucky attitude over me

The Guild Navigator from the 1984 cinematic masterpiece Dune directed by David Lynch and scored by Toto. The text reads "be my Guild Navigator"

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Good way to go

uwu comrade

You're trying your best, Steve. You're trying your best!

this group chat could have been a torch wielding mob

Save us, Captain Planet

I always carry an extra salisbury steak in my back pocket for emergencies

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