Elliot Parsons

If you reheat it in a frying pan its fresh again, don't ask how it just is

this is the solution to ransomware

The other FVEY nations have to do this as knowledge of such technology would unsettle New Zealand

Updating my threat model to include professional basketball players

Taylor swift runs the worlds fourth largest counterintel team

I feel like nonproliferation died with Gaddafi

This image was found in an Internet Research Agency pitch deck

Could it be an exit scam?

The subtitles use cyrillic backwards r's to really drive it home, "AND THЕ PAЯТY NEVEЯ ENDS"

In my experience this is often overlooked when performing risk assessments by infosec people who dive into their security posture

Yes being a victim of a 3rd party data breach sucks but if they are abusing your data it's happening every day

The alternative is burning them in a government produced slam poetry contest

That said even though they'd rather not get caught, it's not gonna stop them doing cybers

Just to be contrarian, I think they do care. Probably not as much as the die hard sanctions people think but the reason these releases are so vehemently denied by Beijing is because they care. It will also affect the individuals indicted, if I was at the GCSB I wouldn't want to be indicted by China

Can we have *some* extra judicial killings as a treat *if* we are good all weekend?

NBA/NFL/NHL etc diluted by too many teams, having the talent concentrated on two sides makes the games (elections) more competitive. Fraud LeBron never even wins the conference finals (party primary) in politics let alone win multiple rings (presidential terms)

Given the legal action from chengdu404 and that they seem to be in financial trouble maybe they are chucking it out before they go bust. I'd still put money on disgruntled employee though

you can't spell caribbean without b e a n

It's odd Argentina doesn't have any active ransomware groups (AFAIK non-expert here); they have plenty technical capability, a poor economy/lack of job opportunities and government instability

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_...

We only have ourselves to blame for not buying more weird 80s Japanese gadgets

The reality of the cyberpunk future is less Lain more Excel

To be remembered as "ya know the one with Mark Wahlberg"

I like to think that Gerasimov day dreams about being Miles Teg tho

The Matres really are mommy dom taken a step too far

KPMG assigned by liquidators to run twitter would be an experience

But you miss out on Teg going F A S T

What's the ereader, looks nice

But is he a baby carrier grey knights guy?!

Yeah but think of the KPIs they hit!

Is this the title for a wes anderson film about an eccentric millennial working at Internet Research Agency during the 2016 election starring Rami Malek?