Michael

Close friends saw it first

Interviewed for a “Direct Marketing” position since I work in actual marketing and this shit is literally door to door sales in a clean shirt. Dumb as hell, what a scam.

Straight guys love talking about their buddy from work. Just say coworker. Or are they more than that to you?

Connections was exceptionally stupid today

The first time Trump got elected we had the women’s march to unite us, this time we’re killing billionaires.

the CEO shooter is gonna be a folk hero

And all the hairstyles, celebrations, tattoos, dunk styles, dribble moves, all the same since like 2k20.

I was going to say this too, I didn’t realize you were actually this deep about life and basketball, this version of your commentary is so much more interesting

Hey everyone I forgot about this app sorry. Tbf it doesn’t have that unhinged middle school cafeteria vibe like X that I’ve come to find comfort in

I don’t believe in zodiac signs and stuff but whenever I meet another Aquarius I always feel a special bond to them and then I’m like damn maybe I do believe in this shit

Confession: sometimes I’m a boxers wearer (sorry)

Something that truly bothers me about LA is not “fakeness” that people talk about being here it’s entitlement. So many people believe they are owed something for doing low effort half baked work, or just cause they’ve wanted something for years means it’s their turn

Started blocking people who I remember seeing sporadically on X and just don’t feel like seeing anymore. Even if I didn’t dislike them, it’s just like no thanks this time around

@bsky.app add a way to search someone’s skeets

Whoever came up with this is a frickin genius

For you, of course

Me trying to take selfies my cat begging for attention

A beacon of light: This website is gonna do just fine

the energy here is eerily sane. i feel like i'm at a networking event and they havent turned off the overhead lights yet

People won’t come here without the troll engagement they love, I’m hoping this can just be hoop talk (it won’t lol)

I really like this picture

I think I’ll come here to be silly and take thirst traps and give my dumb takes and then just use x for basketball

Going to slowly but surely transfer over here… hopefully it sticks