This might be the best thing I've ever seen
03.03.2026 15:15
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This might be the best thing I've ever seen
it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
a MTG saga enchantment card with ajani goldmane with a bunch of heart emojis that says "I Just Spent a Wonder Nigh in the Company of Ajani Goldmane" W W (as this sage enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III) I: "...So there's this guy" - Create a 2/2 white lion creature token with lifelink II: "It was really intense if you know what i mean" - Tap Target Creature you control without protection. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature III: "It's not like anything will happen since we're both dudes" - Populate
Plus sucking can be fun if you're not a loser about it
It's probably been said 1000x today and in much better ways but talent is basically not real, just practice, we learn that as children and it doesn't stop being true when you're older. You can just decide to start learning something new any time.
But is peen anything like ween
Is it safe to assume snilk as in snake milk?
Im used to the stupid Jesus anti-abortion billboards but today I got to witness my first anti-geocentrism one. Astounding shit going on over there.
I started mini painting semi under the guise that it would help me be better at makeup only to find that I now spend more time and effort on the 1/4" high face of a plastic action figure than my own.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Puppygirl doing home automation, learning about ARF communication
A drawing of a cephalopod in a Santa hat hovering over a town, dropping candy.
On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
"Do not kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" was actually real and true all along whoda thunk
It's pretty neat how after coming out I was also able to stop being weirdly ashamed of random shit and passions I had or anything I thought might be cringe? It turns out you can actually take up space and unironically love things and doing that more has been hella cathartic.
yeah what she said
If I never paint another Fleur De Lis, it'll be too soon
A few days late, but it was really nice to finally get my ears pierced after talking about it for so long
thinking about the existence of the chainsaw man universe New Jersey devil again
Post from November 30th by nest-of-shiny-things. "Every day people are out here weaving elaborate fiction narratives for NHL players meanwhile PWHL players will just straight up say shit like 'we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the Olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years layer we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn't even realize it until now.' Anyway true story and it happened to my girl Laura Stacey."
The real yuri on ice was the PWHL we met along the way.
The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
A black and white cat sitting upright on a bed with his front legs stretched forward, making them look unusually long
Uni can finally change the length of his legs!
A man drinks heavily. His elbow digs into the table's surface as it supports his sullen head. Behind him is a spilled wine bottle and a notice that says "SCHULDEN!" He says "starting my street magic career in Germany was a terrible idea..." On the street in Berlin, the magician sets up in front of a German man in a black trenchcoat, mesh shirt combat boots and sunglasses. He does a trick where he appears to float in midair. The German man states "There is a rational explanation for how you are doing this."
I'm still waiting for my explanation on what it has to do with baby jesus
As someone who's never celebrated Christmas, I'm wondering how many days it will take to stop being jump scared by the weird tree in the living room every morning
Does BMO count as a screen?
Dwayne "The Prudential Center" Johnson
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
