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Chris Gill

@gilltastrophe

Lover of Lynne. Father figure to Erin and KB. Caretaker of Rogue. Camp Hooligan media relations. Antique store warrior. Owner/proprietor of The Milkhouse.

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Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3878 πŸ” 678 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 59

Sounds like you’re in need of an efficiency plan.

04.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40988 πŸ” 10912 πŸ’¬ 310 πŸ“Œ 338
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This is what happens to seltzers this winter …

15.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone else initially read this as β€œStillman Park” or just me?

15.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bathurst 12 Hour > Bathurst 1,000

15.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That trophy is hideous.

15.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my problem, Woodski - I must. It’s an imperative.

15.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got severe plate-racing fatigue already and still have the 500 tomorrow. Oy.

15.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I introduced KB to late 90s Bowie and now she can’t stop listening to β€œI’m Afraid of Americans.”
My journey as a step-dad is complete.

14.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kingdom for a NASCAR analyst with command of the English language.

13.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just because he did one cool thing doesn't mean ACAB doesn't apply to this guy

30.01.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1439 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0

Special teams. MF special teams.

20.01.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My uncle, a 35-year employee of the University of Miami: Eh, the trophy isn’t that great looking anyway - kind of shitty.

20.01.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is no Buffalo Trace to be found in the 607. Do not bother visiting.

10.01.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the kermits should be running with their arms flailing around

26.12.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Lynne and I had the best idea: Dress up to the 9’s - semi-tux for dudes and evening dress with bling for the ladies. Then, just go to houses on Christmas Eve as if you were invited, with gifts in hand. Make your neighbors think differently about you.

25.12.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

20.12.2025 05:26 πŸ‘ 8427 πŸ” 1372 πŸ’¬ 262 πŸ“Œ 64

Sort of - Katie semi-inherited the Impreza since she joined the workforce. Still own the Subaru, only drive in heavy snow or when I need to haul something.

07.12.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reigning in my desire to mod the thing - myriad of options, all easy to do.

06.12.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice dude. I just got a Civic sport. Great to drive, gotta upgrade the seats.

06.12.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Um, maybe it’s part of the aesthetic? But yeah, pretty weak.

04.12.2025 10:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sunday, I was cleaning sand out of my flip flops with sweat dripping down my forehead before we hit bars on the beach. Today, I’m digging out all my Carhart gear to go to Wegmans.

11.11.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Cybertruck is parked outside of our Air B&B. We always choose the wrong neighborhoods.

07.11.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who watch podcasts without earbuds/pods/etc. in airport terminals are monsters.

06.11.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nazareth.

30.10.2025 09:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

06.10.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 9878 πŸ” 1782 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 96

Team: What’s the new guy’s name?
Me: Cale, like Yarborough, not Ripken.
Team: What’s the hell are you talking about?
Me: Cale Yarborough? Cal Ripken?
Team: Who the fuck are they?

We trend a little young in my division.

23.09.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How was the tire wear?

17.09.2025 09:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When Exodus wrote and recorded β€œFabulous Disaster” it did not apply to the night Bristol race in 2025, but it could have.

13.09.2025 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0