Skull Cultist

Updates:
Had a great show with Selofan and Cortland Alley Sep 4 in Seattle.
Got to play with my fave band of all time, Leaether Strip, along w/Cervello Elletronico and Mortal Realm in Spokane, WA.
Had a packed Goth Nite on Friday.

It's been wild and fun!

Oh hi. Okay, it's been awhile. I should be on here more. Mooooooore

What's up? Great day, Wednesday.

My birthday, I mean. I got a cool pinolith skull and everything!

Wait. Was Hulk Hogan taken out to get The Base distracted because of the Epstein files? HMMMMMMmmmmm

Hulk Hogan died, hey?

What a shame, I guess. Anyway...

Today in history...

Today's fact at work...

I'm actually working hard in the music den mines to make a show in your neck of the woods happen! <3

Locals, Skull Cultist is doing a fun show with Bixlee, Ultraklystron, and Nursehella at the Phoenix Bar on August 1. Come on down and kick ass with us! <3

I got some good news and some bad news.
I'll start with the bad news first.

The Bad News: Too bad it wasn't sooner.
The Good News: Jimmy Swaggart died.

HAHAHAHA! Also, a new Perturbator album was just announced, so this is perfect.

Thank you! This turned out amazing! <3

OMFG-- WE HAVE COME FOR YOU

Skull Cutist live!

Aug 1, Victoria BC, Phoenix Bar and Grill w/ Ultraklystron, Nursehella, Bixlee
Aug 16, Spokane, WA, Big Dipper, w/ Rabbit Junk, Lost Masters
Sep 4, Seattle, Funhouse, w/ Selofan, Cortlandt Alley
Oct 10, Spokane, WA, w/ Leaether Strip, Cervello Elettronico, Mortal Realm

More TBA

Always remember:
HISTORY IS A MOTHERFUCKER

Enjoy the feedback loops, friends!

Oh, raaaaaad! It looks awesome on you, comrade! <3

Remember, kids, if their listed socials occupation thing says "Self-Employed Entrepreneur", you can safely discard anything they say outright. :)

RIGHT? And don't worry; from the inside looking in, it's incredibly Canadian.

This is the greatest thing the Canadian Monarchy has done: Given a Governor General's Literary Award to a book about a human woman having a sexual affair with a bear.

So, what are those right-wing weirdos gonna do when ACTUAL violent riots break out? Oh, yeah, that's right: They will most probably be the ones doing the violent rioting. (Maybe. Most of them are all talk and memes.)

Dooooood! It would be fucking rad to hang with you!!!!

A deep irony of my life is that I'm a pro-level editor/copywriter* and I still can't take my EPK completely seriously. I do hope those that read it are amused, at the very least.

(*Meaning I have made my living doing these things at points in my existence as a human worm baby.)

Also, fucking come on, STILL no edit function!?

Eeeee! Very much excite to be playing with Rabbit Junk and Lost Masters in Spokane, WA on August 16th! Plus, Lost Masters will be doing guest vox on anew track-- only performed live in Spokane!

This will also be a The Road trip for me and my sons haha
(Family joke, but also a road trip!)

Got some much needed hang time with my buds, @false-edge-cuts.bsky.social! <3

Whaaaaaaaaaaat????

It's weird to me that it's more to ship the same package to western Oregon or the Seattle area from here in Victoria, BC than to Florida or New York.

My Skull Cultist SEIZE THE MEANS shirts are up on Bandcamp! Come get some (if you like). :)

skullcultist.bandcamp.com/merch/skull-...

Do not revile the pacifists. Do not condemn the peacemakers. For it will be they who embrace us and calm us once we are done with our shovels.

I missed a whole time period of posting on here because I was in Seattle for a week for Mechanismus Festival. It was fucking awesome, by the way. How's everyone doing?