a big pretty Lizard

please no more emails i am so tired of crying

every email is a knife to my soul

im just a girl, standing in front of a bank, asking for free money please

this happened in 2021 u can google it. it made me too upset to look at again

THE JAPANESE OWL MASS DEATH HAS BROKEN ME

the trivago man’s face infuriates me. also his voice. fuck off trivago man

they’re friends :)

goose and i have dubbed this “the tummy corner”

splice pine lime 8 pack for $7. i live and die for the pine lime summer

now thats a hecc face

still reckon a lot of what ppl online are pinning on perimenopause is actually socio-systemically induced depression. except the itchy earholes

moon

drinking a full strength coke while listening to addison rae feels illegal

great time to Deeply Want to be off the Screens when Job wants u to have it on you all the time, study is all remote, engaging a service is all online, & ur brain has permanently deleted number recall

kisses for the camera 😘

in other news my plushy asimo has quadrupled in value. but then get this; Give him a gun, and

im gonna be pissed if i cant source the doritos hot x buns before easter

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

bitch we used to have to sharpie bonesy now u can just go to cotton on & get a logo baby tee lmao

fucked that i could sell my used gorillaz converse now for more than i paid for them new in 2011

the gorilla film was cute but i have no idea what happened or what is happening or why. and its okay

oof!!!

alysia liu at the winter olympics is my new tom holland lip sync battle

gig regrets: not seeing Sonic Youth play (in my city!!) before they broke up, not bc i couldnt afford to but bc i wasnt confident enough as a young girl fan to go alone into a sea of insufferable men

nah going to work just made it worse

gorilla mates where do u watch the gorilla band short film on friday

work sent me home with Sad Girl disease

something about hollering team & a world alone in a crowd of thousands thats simultaneously amazing & contradictory lol

bought a tame x ninajirachi just to fuck with em

nothing like gym sneakers and ankle socks to a gig to make me feel like an geriatric