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He/him/not getting any younger/a large barge (with a radio antenna tower on it). Sometimes I talk about rail operations, sorry in advance.

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YEAH SLIDE

13.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the attention needers

13.03.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

as is most tv of particular eras. A carousel of the same guys

13.03.2026 07:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

very next episode has the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond playing a psychic. This fuckin rules

13.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes!!

13.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A comically young Jack Black in s3e3

13.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve spent the last eight years chasing the high of the moment watching mad max in theaters when i first saw the guitar guy

12.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 514 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

Gonna weigh in with my suggestion of a canal to end the oil crisis

12.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao mulders dad and scullys sister have been killed in the space of 2 episodes

12.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you were chillin out the front and Skinner turned up, threw open his car door and said "get in the car. we're going to a place we can talk in quiet"

are you getting in or

12.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Skinner is fucken jacked

But is he trying to fuck

12.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nobody aura farms harder than the cigarette smoking man

12.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

up to season 3 of the x files. Mulder is unconscious on death's door about 3-4 times a season. Sick leave EXHAUSTED report for duty cunt

12.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Hey’ came before β€˜hi,’ and β€˜hi' came before β€˜hello.’

β€˜Hi’ is most likely a variant of β€˜hey.’

β€˜Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 6449 πŸ” 1188 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 154
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 17201 πŸ” 3497 πŸ’¬ 304 πŸ“Œ 237
spam email from HCF suggesting that it may be possible for my sleep deprived shift working ass to get 'too much sleep' absolutely gargle my balls you motherfuckers

spam email from HCF suggesting that it may be possible for my sleep deprived shift working ass to get 'too much sleep' absolutely gargle my balls you motherfuckers

shut the FUCK up

10.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i did the same with dropout. Realised i hadn't even tried to watch anything on it in dead set 9 months

10.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1439 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5
In the distance, a car enters a cobblestone Street through a thick veil of mist. There are three story brick houses on either side and a bit of green by the sidewalks.

In the distance, a car enters a cobblestone Street through a thick veil of mist. There are three story brick houses on either side and a bit of green by the sidewalks.

Good morning from Haarlem.

#GoodMorningFromHaarlem

09.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 3755 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 3
Weather map

Weather map

09.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

ooh fuuuck sorry you had to go through that. Sickie is endorsed

09.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLosing My Religion” is a damn miracle of a song.

08.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 3527 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 151 πŸ“Œ 25

Happy....(checks notes)... intrawuterine device?

09.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

08.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11620 πŸ” 3293 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 21
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when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

08.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 4655 πŸ” 650 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 20

the show isn't any good, but occasionally has little bits of gold like that just sprinkled through

08.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is looking at a woman in a mirror and making a funny face . ALT: a man is looking at a woman in a mirror and making a funny face .

from 'the office'

07.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One million steps

07.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jim halpert face

07.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

stooping to the level of anime lover... you will be missed~~~

07.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0