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Capital Pains

@capitalpains

Follow for investing humor, memes, and sarcasm. It’s not that serious

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😭 we’re so f*****

21.04.2025 18:35 👍 49 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
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Another week of running off to a great start

21.04.2025 17:22 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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What were you thinking of buying in 2011? 😭

19.04.2025 18:39 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Im tired of all this winning!

Trump:

18.04.2025 17:09 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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J Powell bringing everyone down with him 😂

18.04.2025 14:19 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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😂😂😂 you really can’t make this up!!

17.04.2025 20:03 👍 39 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1
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Can’t make this up 😂😂

17.04.2025 16:48 👍 33 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1
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Me averaging down on my calls that expire Friday

17.04.2025 06:23 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I would deliberately find a way to erase my memory if I was him 😭

16.04.2025 19:46 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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🚨BREAKING🚨

U.S. now restricting NVDA to export H20 chips to China. Will be fined $5.5B in Q1.

This is why we can’t have anything nice

15.04.2025 22:49 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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🤣🤣

15.04.2025 18:49 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0
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Anyone else relate? 🥲

15.04.2025 17:54 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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WHY IS THERE A TATTOO ON THIS MONKEY?

Based

14.04.2025 20:45 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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🚨BREAKING🚨

🔥 DJT exempting tariffs for smartphones, computers and chips

🔥 AND will be releasing the second version of his NY bestseller, Art of the Deal.

🔥 We are so back

12.04.2025 16:52 👍 70 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 2
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Some would call this as tax AVIATION

12.04.2025 02:59 👍 81 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 1
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Who agrees? 😂

11.04.2025 17:22 👍 42 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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This is getting out of hand 🤣

11.04.2025 16:48 👍 60 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 1
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If you know you know! 😂

11.04.2025 03:01 👍 52 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0
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Adulting is hard

10.04.2025 23:48 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1
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It’s always the kids waiting in line with their parents who dgaf 😂

10.04.2025 19:08 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

10.04.2025 02:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This true? 🤔

10.04.2025 02:14 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
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Up 64K today 🔥

We’re so back!

09.04.2025 22:24 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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🚨BREAKING🚨

TRUMP ISSUES 90 DAY PAUSE ON TARIFFS AFTER SEEING THE FEAR & GREED INDEX BREAK THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY

09.04.2025 17:51 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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New round of reciprocal tariffs were just released.

This is unbelievable

08.04.2025 20:43 👍 42 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0
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This can’t be real 😂😂

We are living in a sim

08.04.2025 20:12 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0
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I was today years old that the Nintendo president is actually named Bowser

08.04.2025 18:46 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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The days of discounted cash flow reports will be long gone and a new era of hedgefund bros will soon learn to knit and sow on the assembly line 😂

08.04.2025 04:49 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
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😂😂

08.04.2025 03:03 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This year, we went from eliminating capital gains tax

To eliminating capital gains 🥲

07.04.2025 17:50 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0