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Kristopher Karlitos

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πŸ”ž I'm a Daddy Bear, yeah, but I've been known to give the moon a howl, now and again. 🐺 I’m a writer, in that I do write, but not an author, as I have yet authored. ✍🏻 And I cuss a bunch. 🀬 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Tilly Returns In β€˜Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Ep. 8 – See 17 New Preview Images ForΒ β€œThe Life Of The Stars” Mary Wiseman is back for "The Life of the Stars," debuting Thursday, February 26.

Tilly Returns In β€˜Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Ep. 8 – See 17 New Preview Images For β€œThe Life Of The Stars”
#startrek #starfleetacademy
https://bit.ly/sfa108preview

23.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
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β€œAny book worth banning is a book worth reading.”

β€” Isaac Asimov

21.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
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Weekend joy ride…

@macksturgis.bsky.social
@chadnewlon.bsky.social
@thesacredjock.bsky.social

21.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Stop asking stupid questions, and urinal me, will ya?

21.02.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my all-time fave songs.

20.02.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they can arrest a prince, you can arrest a president.

Thou shalt arrest the Epstein criminals in the USA.

Git β€˜r’ done.

The Lord has spoken. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

19.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 4584 πŸ” 804 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 30

Wanna see/hear Edina call Doom β€œsweetie darling” so bad now.

19.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

19.02.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thursdays are Must See TV nights again! Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, RHOBH, and Traitors. Toss in a random "bookstore" fuck, some pizza, and a hag's anti-men rant...I'd swear it was the 90s. | "...upon which the newest of your oldest tales may be typed..." | #Elsehood #NewMoon | UzheNet.com

19.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just fucking wreck me already, will ya?

18.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A large, framed wood/glass sign that reads, β€œ No one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.” ~ Barack Obama

A large, framed wood/glass sign that reads, β€œ No one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.” ~ Barack Obama

β€œNo one should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.”
~ Barack Obama

18.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Have any ideas? Photo shoot with @puer-virilis.bsky.social and Austin.

18.02.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 308 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ms. Pat Show shut down transphobia with a mic drop assist from trailblazing trans icon Sandra Caldwell - buff.ly/Tghx9Ut

17.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A rare β€œRing of Fire”solar eclipse occurred today over Antarctica.😍🀩

17.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Watch: The Cadets Try To Get Back To Normal In Trailer For β€˜Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Episode 7 The cadets get some needed time off after the intense events from the previous episode.

Watch: The Cadets Try To Get Back To Normal In Trailer For β€˜Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ Episode 7
#startrek #starfleetacademy
https://bit.ly/sfa107trailer

17.02.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
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The Universe was pissy with me yesterday. But today... Woke up smiling from having some of the craziest/sweetest dreams I may've ever had. My cock's feeling meatier than normal on this winter morning. And a cunt on Scruff apologized for being a "cunt." I'm diggin' today's energy. #MonochromeMonday

16.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kate Mulgrew Defends β€˜Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ And Captain Ake From β€œDisrespectful” Online Attacks The 'Star Trek: Voyager' actress dismissed a critique of Holly Hunter's Captain Ake.

Kate Mulgrew Defends β€˜Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ And Captain Ake From β€œDisrespectful” Online Attacks
#startrek #starfleetacademy #startrekvoyager
https://bit.ly/mulgrewsfadefend

15.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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I used to have a bud who called me a "weirdo" for unbuttoning my coat to piss at urinals. But then I found out that he always took his pants ALL THE WAY off to shit, and not just at home. And I'm the weirdo? πŸ–• | "...FUCKING SNOTRAGS!!!" | #HappyVD #ValentinesDay | UzheNet.com

15.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CRUISE

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my art, thank you for looking πŸŒ²πŸ–€πŸŒ²

#gayart #coreyoakwoodart #goonbycoreyoakwood #nsfwart #eroticart #homoeroticart

26.12.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

From what I read, "cocktail weiner" is GENEROUS.

13.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I digs me some Jason, but he went way too hard on Mark. And then the wheelchair down the steps... Damn.

13.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

13.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 17721 πŸ” 3229 πŸ’¬ 610 πŸ“Œ 132

Same, and far worse...surfaces, honestly, but I still concern myself with germs, 'cause I ain't a f*cktard.

13.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, ain't that the pot calling the kettle Appalachia?

13.02.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Friday would be way better if my mouth was wrapped around that.

13.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP

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