beatnik father figure

My life a movie bro

Got a new job. More posts coming soon

(Context: last year I was childless and gay, this year I’m unemployed and straight and have 4 stepkids)

Once I was a childless gay man. Now I’m an unemployed straight guy w 4 stepkids

Childhood is real. It actually happened to me

Girl everyone has endometriosis stop being a pick me

To stressed to piss… too blessed to shit

Lend me your rears

That sure is a nice pedestal ya got there. Sure would be a shame if someone put a pussy on it

Young Emilio esteves looks like a neurotypical Ryan gosling

Aesthetics aside, functionally knees are one of the worst designed body parts fr

I’ve heard that incels have a strong stance against “sharp knees”

It’s good to be far away from the internet

(To the tune of comfortably numb) I……… I’ve become, unfuckably dumb

New film franchise idea:

• Honey I shrunk my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis 2
• Honey I shrunk everything but my penis

Bubblin

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/

Nice afternoon

Expert move

LGBTQ Nation: Rachael Ray thought her husband was gay when they met because he knew how to cook tilapia

I love seeing Rachael Ray in the news

this bitch talking about defending the rule of law. doesn't exist idiot. "I will defend the tooth fairy" ass

Bek’s office

Man cave

Two Rats - 1884
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503

Bek pressing his face against a window

POV I’m stuck in ur phone

Doodling at the bar type shit

Anyone could be an idiot

I’m like if an incel had unbelievable swag and sucked madddd dick

Ellen DeGemerous has prolly eaten more pussy than me, which honestly makes me pretty upset

The Starry Night - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476

Crimson and clover??? But I don’t hardly know er