Bex

Happy birthday Tina xxx

There was nearly a football fight in the office today, my boss is from Manchester and one of my colleagues asked him if he was a united fan…

Of course I will, I like big talk is all.

I think you’ll find I have no time for bullshitters and members of the snack industry that raise one’s hopes to push them out of a tower block window!

All I remember was the taste of lies

Drafting a strongly worded email to trading standards as we speak!

This lying bastard says it “new”, I call bullshit, it’s a fox’s classic. Do not be fooled.

Thanks Nobby! 😊

Happy Monday 😁

Won 2 lost 1

I know ☹️

Nicked the bag of starmix outta her bag instead. They’re now safely tucked away in mine with the corner missing. 🤣

Congrats 🥳

❤️

Profoundly let down Gem! 😭

She killed her self laughing as the smile slid off my face

Thanks m8

Hang on, I’ll send one over after I’ve kicked her.

My mom just said “ do you want one of these?” Goes in her bag, I get all excited… she pulls out a packet of halls…fuckoff

Me I’m guilty. I will rectify that mistake by sending you loads of shitposts now!

Yes stick your croissant up yr arse!

I concur!

Rude. But funny 🤣

Watch it you

Wow! Go you, what dedication! That’s super

Rik Mayall birthday, it's traditional. He's the portrait my dead brother did... he was alive when he did it, obviously.

You are brilliant, nicked this!

Hugs 🤗

Thank you

Mission impossible