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3D Mainichi Modern

I never understood all this "the troops protect our freedom" stuff, our two greatest protectors are named Atlantic and Pacific and they don't get no fuckin holidays

"Psalms are not interesting"

-eyre bud

Gnomu rice

I collect vocal stims like link fighting that glowy skeleton in twilight princess

Basket of ticks ❤️

I wouldnt let anyone do anything

sparkle always

cis lewis vs jrr transien

girl when blood? blood

LIGHT

dark

Fun fact if you give a white man iced tea he has to tell you his true name

Commit a love crime

Have a milky day everyone

I cant see anymore

You weep for the frogs but they will hop on your bones

my chamber too dusty my ink hath run dry

i grease my wheels with frog blood mine is tje chariot of the gods

Aha it's dark out there BLALALALALALALA

ugh i got bars i got scars fuck i eat bugs i eat bugs i eat bugs i eat bugs i eat bugs

Feeeeeed meeeeeeeeee

Doctor says I have 10% more orangutan than usual so im gonna have a great big plate face when I turn like 60 unless I give him seven thousand dollars :(

No it's not thst it's the eczema

fuck my eyes

I scare the hoes and the hoes scare me so in this way there is balance

You find a scroll of Summon Markiplier

Mr Spock is this gender

Im like a vampire expect i have to rub the blood on my skin and instead of blood its aquaphor