Newish coworker talking about a man she started dating. She went on about how impressed she was that he asked if he could pay for her coffee on a date. She was floored, it was so considerate.
The bar is apparently on the floor.
To the person who asked a con guest to sign a long enough quote that now every con guest charges by the word
I hope you have THE Mondayest Monday of all Mondays.
✨
Screenshot of the character splash art for Black Swan of Honkai: Star Rail
Screenshot of a team lineup from Honkai: Star Rail: includes Hysilens, Kafka, Black Swan, Dan Heng - Permansor
😌
Screenshot of World of Warcraft. My human mage is casting a spell: "Teleport: Silvermoon City."
Things my Alliance ass never expected to be able to do...
My friends are trying to kill me with kindness because another friend upgraded my Midnight edition so I can play the early access release. 😭
Photo of a box for a Final Fantasy themed Magic The Gathering Commander Deck with Y'shtola on the front.
I was having a hard day and then I came home to find my friend bought me this, I'm gonna cry 🥹
WoW blathering but I'm so mad we got Vereesa Windrunner in an animated short and the art style is so 🙅🏻♀️ it's like when the Three Sisters comic came out UGH LET HER BE PRETTY.
Screenshot from the NYT Connections where the words Jim, Scottie, Bones, and Chekhov are highlighted but this was BAIT and not the correct answer.
Oh we're going to be like that, okay. OKAY.
A screenshot of my Wordle statistics, which shows that I had a max streak of 94 days that has been broken because I forgot to play yesterday. I WAS SICK OK.
💀
it pisses me off that I just want to play a fun game and have cards but nope, we have to give ridiculous monetary value to specific cards because of artificial scarcity, making them inaccessible to everyone who isnt ready to convert their life savings into pieces of cardboard.
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
Someone has declined the invite. You have been returned to the front of the queue.
A POX UPON YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE
Dungeon Finder. Average Wait Time: 4 Min. Time in Queue: 31 Min 31 Sec.
Suffering
Accepting donations so I can buy this for when I have the vapors and need to lay upon it whilst I plan a trip to the seaside.
TWO The Dahlia
Have a lingering cough after being sick last week, so I made a dr appt for today.
Spent the whole day coughing.
And then at the dr appt, barely managed a cough at all. Come on.
It's really gross when corporations make posts meant to be touching or inspiring or grateful and you just know they had an LLM spit it out because it sounds exactly like every other post.
"You aren't just X; you're Y."
"That's not [this]; it's [that]."
Hate hate hate hate hate
Screen your calls like a normal person! I will not be speaking to your robot.
As someone in cust service, one of the most annoying tech things of late is when you call a cust and their AI assistant demands to know why you're calling before checking if the cust wants to take the call. I don't even waste my time; I just hang up and send an email instead.
Let's prog together, bros.
My library switched over to a new system and I have not been getting any emails from them. I had books on hold that must have come in and expired without me knowing. 😞
Life would be so much more amazing if I didn't have to decide/plan dinner every single day of my life.
"Hey I know you're in the middle of a discussion but I have this question that I could ask literally anyone else but instead I am going to interrupt you because I have absolutely no social awareness and my needs are more important."
-Man at work I cannot stand
Fun first raid night of the new tier!
Thinking about how it took an embarrassing number of years before I learned that the line in "What's Up" is not "I take a deep breath and I kick real high."
My baby brother tied the knot!! He a married man now! I have a sister in law!!! 🎉💐
scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Merry Chrysler
