As MLB Commissioner, I pledge to make bat flips and pimping the shit out of strikeouts mandatory.
12.03.2026 01:30
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As MLB Commissioner, I pledge to make bat flips and pimping the shit out of strikeouts mandatory.
oh hey, an actual principled reason to not go to Chili’s, as opposed to my existing boycott based on their general shittiness
"eating thin mints from the freezer" in the style of the teenage mutant ninja turtles logo
current status
you are unc (complimentary)
mamma mia
"gettin' it done" on and off the field lol
bsky.app/profile/bmag...
Canada's gettin' it done today *fist pump* #WBC
"Alberta ICE" is here.
This week on ‘Whatever This Is’, the UCP is spending $156 million to copy-paste an American nightmare: ICE.
Expanded powers. Anonymous tips. Zero independent accountability.
It’s a tactic ripped straight from the US playbook.
#ableg #canpoli #abpoli
Reminder that NFL teams cannot post on Bluesky because the league has a contract with the social media company that lets randos with verified checkmarks pretend to be NFL players.
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
Good job Calgary, let’s keep doing what we’re doing!
Yesterday’s water usage was 494 million litres (ML) which keeps us in the green zone for the second day in a row.
To stay up to date on the feeder main reinforcements visit calgary.ca/savewater.
Annotated version of the Alberta Government Revenue vs Expenses chart showing some significant costs.
#ABpoli
#ABleg
the reactionary mindset, perfectly distilled
Nenshi - You’re not going to allow a referendum question that violates the constitution, so no separatist question, aren’t you leading people on?
Smith - Look, I gave them a fun hobby and eventually they’ll realize the real treasure is the friends they made along the way!
#abpoli #ableg
And if Smith and Moe weren't such pathetic Trump cucks, it would be even more of a drop. Fucking losers.
At least the RoC understood the assignment.
Well, this is some delightful news. "According to data from trade body the Distilled Spirits Council of the US, American spirits exports have fallen to US$60 million between March and December 2025, compared to the same period in 2024 (US$203m)." #cdnpoli
www.thespiritsbusiness.com/2026/03/us-s....
"Treaties are recognized in international law and any attempt to override them is a violation of the original agreements made between First Nations and the Crown,” the release said."
Danielle Smith can get bent.
#CanadaSky #CdnPoli #ABPoli #RuleOfLaw
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
the Vancouver Canadians really cooked here
great call
too soon, Molly (really)
Canada, we need to come up with a fresh look. It’s time.
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money
Cool. Then go back out and collect signatures for this new fucking question you’ve come up with.
We are governed by morons. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
Genuinely happy for Buffalo Sabres fans.
I hope they can go on a bit of a playoff run too, that would be so much fun.
I feel bad for you. Thanks it's been a rough week
