Drew

I’m very excited to watch the latest edition Andy Weir’s Intergalactic Space Vlogger competence core. Sincerely. The Martin whips and this will too.

I flew through this book and very much look forward to the movie but it still very much has a “wait what” air to it. Like when someone looks at the camera in an ad and says “seriously?!?”

Being a Kobe stan is like being a Real Madrid supporter: instantly disqualifying and evidence that you’re a fed

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

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Haha

Warped Tour poster for 2026. There are so many bands.

If you’re An Old and going to this, do yourself a favour and balance nostalgia acts with younger bands. Make it your business to see Pain of Truth. Watch Thrice to so see a band grow, making interesting music that remains aggressive and energetic even in their [redacted] year as a group.

This flyer layout is a test. If you can read the band names without zooming in such that you can’t see the frame, you’re too young to attend.

@jackelderton.bsky.social @calgoodall.bsky.social boys the best time to stop posting on X was two years ago. The next best time is right now.

Two. Without Matt Sharp there is no weezer.

Kylo Ren dot gif

Might have to delete my account before first pitch of Dominican Republic’s WBC game today just to save Bluesky the trouble.

The Tyee is proud to have published this important investigation by @rachelgilmore.bsky.social. We condemn this egregious harassment of a journalist for doing her job, and have offered support as she deals with this disturbing situation.

Excited to see how Pirates manage to screw up this young core.

Yuta Watanabe should send RJ an edible arrangement

Haha that’s dark

This is a good hierarchy of things I might post about. Your initial impulse was correct!

Folks, it just might have happened again.

We live in a golden age of jock sniffing pick me nerds. This is widely applicable so the actual target of my ire is probably well hidden.

West Ham United? Massive.

Thinking about Vine and its pinnacle as a medium: “look at the buns on that guy”

Yes but Anna Sawai is Different

Some capital-T tracks on that new record. Also songs about how the heat sucks because you can’t wear any cool coats, the most accurate lyrics ever committed to the page.

“He’s also from Argentina, which is why he cheats.”

“He’s from Argentina that’s why he dives” Me to my kid and also Franklin Foer

Ah, yes.

All week long I’ve thought “I think we can steal a result at Anfield” and then 30 seconds into YNWA I realize we’re so fucked.

Indistinguishable from something that would come out of Pollievre’s shop

Tyler Adams is the most American player (derogatory)

Nick Castellanos is a “No Fat Chicks” T-shirt in human form