The Magikarpmonger increased his prices by around 20,000% after discovering the existence of the useless fish’s evolution.
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The Magikarpmonger increased his prices by around 20,000% after discovering the existence of the useless fish’s evolution.
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A third-grader claims their Digimon ate their homework following a large snowstorm.
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hallmark needs to put more effort into revising scripts to match the final sets in order to prevent me from impaling my TV with a swiffer when a character writes off a renovated two-bedroom with vaulted ceilings, a dedicated sculpting zone, and an eight-foot peninsula as “tiny”
The Sabertooth Tiger Zord leaping out of its forest hiding spot. HEADLINE: Deforestation Making It Tough for Power Rangers to Hide Sabertooth Tiger Zord.
Experts warn that deforestation threatens climate, biodiversity, and the hiding place of the Power Rangers’ Sabertooth Tiger Zord.
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cc: all techwear brands using the same pricing model as once upon a time in shaolin
After bringing numerous controversial figures onto his podcast, Gavin Newsom invited the embattled fire-type to be his next guest.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
we will treat the wounds sustained in pursuit of the cutting edge with the healing salve of cheugy
2 panel comic. First panel: a skeleton robot with an atomic purple exoskeleton stands over a burning wasteland and shouts “KEEP MOVING, HUMAN SWINE!” Panel 2: a bunch of humans shackled together are walking through the apocalypse landscape. One says “I gotta say, that clear purple casing looks so sick.” This is a redraw I did of a comic I drew in my first year of comics! Circa 2022
pokemon red/blue screencap - the player is looking at the tv in their home. the subtitle says “There’s a movie on TV. Four boys are walking on railroad tracks” referencing Stand By Me
A woman listening to her partner complain about Metroid Prime 4's Myles MacKenzie. HEADLINE: Girlfriend of ‘Metroid’ Purist Unsympathetic to Complaints About Nerd Who Won’t Shut Up.
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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there probably is a guy here named vic tini with that same apartment
screenshot of the liberty garden lighthouse basement where you encounter victini in pokémon black and white. not unlike an above-average new york apartment, it has a non-futon/non-murphy bed, exposed plumbing, and room for a bench
the real way to tell that unova was based on new york is that one of its mythicals lives in a basement studio with no in-unit laundry
becoming a billionaire just to start nefarious companies with names pulled from digimon lore instead of tolkien
brings to mind this classic
You can have my emdash when you pry it out from my cold, dead sentences
The New York Times Company The New York Times Opinion section is looking for an editorial assistant to support Times columnists Bret Stephens and David French. This is a great opportunity for someone who is organized, has digital experience and has broad-ranging news interests, with a special curiosity about foreign policy, politics, law and religion. The editorial assistant must have a sharp eye for detail; a sense of fresh arguments and good writing; superb research skills; a devotion to the highest standards of accuracy and verification; the ability to dive into unfamiliar material on deadline; discretion in handling sensitive editorial material; familiarity with multiple social media platforms; and an interest in opinion journalism.
why would someone need to have a sense of good writing for a job assisting bret stephens?
An adult fan of an all-ages media franchise questioned the lack of mature themes that appeal to him personally.
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NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.
A Nova Scotia jury has found 34-year-old Adam Drake guilty of second-degree murder in the killing of battle rapper Pat Stay, a 36-year-old father of two who was fatally stabbed 2½ years ago at a downtown Halifax nightclub.
#Halifax #HaliSky
Q: What’s one thing in New York that you’d bring back?
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social: Mars 2112
Backers are asked to believe that OpenAI is the most responsible guardian of The Dangerous Majick, while also understanding that the urgency of Al's arms race frees it from all obligation to act responsibly. Burning cash is foundational to its business. There's no time to sandbox new products or abide by laws when liquidity is only ever measured in months. The looming threat of insolvency is what propels OpenAI forward. Does value-for-money get a look in? We know very little about OpenAI's day-to-day operating costs, but we've learned a little more about the day-to-day operating costs of the CEO.
Maybe it's useful to know that Altman uses a knife that's showy but incohesive and wrong for the job; he wastes huge amounts of money on olive oil that he uses recklessly; and he has an automated coffee machine that claims to save labour while doing the exact opposite because it can't be trusted. His kitchen is a catalogue of inefficiency, incomprehension, and waste. If that's any indication of how he runs the company, insolvency cannot be considered too unrealistic a threat.
This may genuinely be one of the most devastating things I've seen about a tech CEO in the mainstream media. Amazing.
The recorded call is just under an hour in length. At one point, Cunningham triumphantly declares that he's "starting new pages in the recipe niche" and wants "to disrupt that whole industry" because, in his telling, it's "ripe for the taking." "Going back to the AI recipes, do you know if they actually work?" someone asks Cunningham later in the clip. "Of course they work. ChatGPT told me they work," Cunningham, who looks genuinely baffled by the question, responds. "What kind of question is that?"
there’s a sociopathic element to both cunningham’s deceptive parasitism and his indifference to its pollutive effects on the internet, but what really struck me here was his apparent obliviousness
immediately canceling my armed robbery 7 preorder after learning what those words mean
Nintendo executives are reportedly hoping you’re too preoccupied with Switch 2 news to remember they essentially enslaved a hacker fairly recently.
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They should make TV shows that aren’t too dark to watch in the daytime
A purple flute is shown next to a man on top of a mountain. A headline reads: "Pokémon Fan Discovers Abrahamic God Also Accessible by Playing Purple Flute on Mountaintop."
After playing a purple flute on top of a mountain, one Pokémon fan found herself face to face with the God of all Abrahamic religions.
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