Jen Pattison - commissions open

Aww thank you, sweetie! <3

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Haha same, my faves to actually wear are always some flimsy cheap ones I forget are on my face

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Uh, I think they call that A Sign

A screenshot of an ad for eyeglasses with acetate frames in a weird, chunky combo of grass green and tortoiseshell reminiscent of the night vision goggle design in the original Jurassic Park movie

Millennials who grew up with Jurassic Park trying to work out if these glasses are expensive without knowing how heavy they are

Awww thank you, sweetie <3

Awww thank you! and I would love to <3

Stylised digital portrait of a sea of thieves pirate with Athena’s curse, in front of a symbolic representation of the legends icon and the entrance to the hideout

Commission of @guardianslegacysot.bsky.social’s ridiculously handsome pirate, rep’in Athena 🏴‍☠️

#WeShallSail #BeMorePirate
@seaofthieves.com

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For whoever needs to hear this as much as I did: if someone makes you feel like your personal boundaries are ruining the relationship, it’s not the boundaries that need to go <3

We’re healing in 2026, let’s do it!

Thank you, honey 🦖💖

Thanks pal! *misses the high fives due to tiny T-Rex arms*

Thank you <3

This is what you’d get if Jaz’s pirate became a real boy

As you take off your flat-cap, spinning it on one finger and throw it into the sotfest crowd

Always a hot friend ready to one up my best work 😂

*makes louder dinosaur noises*

Stomp stomp Rarr (Ty sweetie)

Profile view selfie with messy up-do forming a loose row of spikes like a cartoon dinosaur

Dinosaur hair for my mental health

Ahahaha if they were written by prompts maybe 😂

A closeup photo of the liquid in a frosted glass skincare bottle of salmon DNA serum, which is a thick, pink goo

People with skin but too distracted by the horrors of world events to keep up with anti-aging product trends, I checked, we’ve moved on from snail-secreted mucin to Carpathian slime harvested more humanely, beneath the streets of New York City #skincare

#SeaOfThieves
Im making a sculpting project that has to do with sot fish
Any myths, legends or meme worthy things i should add to the fishbowl?

Oooh we studied this one on my animation degree for obvious reasons, this is a great reminder to revisit it <3 thank you!

Valentines is the one day a year when you can double your whole takeout order and the most you’ll get is an “aww” and a smiley nose scrunch

Hello neighbour :) <3

Bluesky account map screenshot showing my account’s location, deep in professional visual artists and illustrators territory yet weirdly adjacent to Liverpool and Spurs supporters

Zoomed in view of the professional illustrators swarm

Sail over here and take me away 😂🏴‍☠️

Hahaha, well your full stops are safe here <3

Oooooh <3 thank you :)

I saw this one with the full stop in it before the follow-up and I was like, ah jen, on the naughty step again for something you forgot you did 😂