I can’t wait to see the House Speaker redecorate his office to look like Downton Abbey. 👀

#iykyk #repjohnson

U.S. Department of Education Launches “End DEI” Portal The U.S. Department of Education launched EndDEI.Ed.Gov, a public portal for parents, students, teachers, and the broader community to submit reports of discrimination based on race or sex in publicly...

Today the US Dept of Education launched
www.ed.gov/about/news/p...
public portal for parents, students, teachers & *the broader community* to submit reports of [majority] discrimination based on race or sex in publicly-funded K-12 schools. Basically an END DEI site.

👉Would be awful if it crashed👈

Oh I hate this. But I love it. But I also hate it.

If you see this, post a robot

Anyone out there on the webs have any queer books to recommend? #queerbooks

Mother is mothering. #Mayhem #LG7

Democrats. Wake the fuck up. Where are you in condemning the horrific executive orders that we knew were coming?! The only person I really see out there mass condemning is @ocasio-cortez.house.gov. WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOU?!?!

“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”

“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”

“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”

“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”

Pause.

“I needed to make a statement.”

I wouldn’t say hooked. Maybe once in a while. It’s meh.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Defending it as a Roman salute shows you can’t even do a basic Wikipedia search. Back in my day, we just called it fascist.

I’ve gone from wanting to rip out my digestive tract to wanting to rip out my sinuses. I see that as a vast improvement.

That guy from the Village People going on at length about how the song Y.M.C.A. isn’t gay. Whatever, Brenda.

gay gay gay gay gay gay *Brenda Vaccaro gasp* gay gay gay gay gay

My parents ended a phone call today with ”I Love You” and ”Go Birds.”

I’m assuming she’s referring to a couple of robins perched on the backyard?

#IDon’tSports

No. Shan’t.

I've joined the better part of the internet - I can't wait to ignore this social media like I do all the others.