Finnegans Wake and Bake

Wow, their band logo is aggressively pompous considering how much they suck. I'll see what I can do.

One coworker also witnessed this astral phenomenon.

Just saw some kind of firework meteor falling when I went out to start my car. Seemed like a meteor but large and with some green and yellow so idk but very striking.

Another dream about being reunited with Vera: a garage or large shed was being demolished and the attic part was stuffed full of bicycles and there she was, green and unmistakable. One of the workmen, who looked like Omar the taxi driver in Cairo, helped bring her down for me.

Agent Cooper offering you a blunt, text reads "Agent Cooper passes you the boof, the boof itself is symbolic, it's a metaphor for... something." And Coop is saying, "it's fire. Walk with me."

I don't know who needs to see this meme my work nibling sent me but:

Inland Empire is on Tubi and work already called everyone out for tomorrow.

Big gold paper mache box shaped like a hare

Pros: reunited with this thing:

First week of class review:

Astronomy: two classes about the same thing and they both want different things from you.

Vector Illustration: So, you think you know how to use a pen...

It sounded almost as bad as the vegan gluten free dessert slop concoction Katrina's friend made and I ate some to be polite, gagged it down and had the worst, most painful gas and bloating I've ever experienced. Scrumptious. Thanks for trying to kill me.

You can tell ai is trained by men who think they deserve pussy but are unwilling to earn pussy.

Why does she have tiny head, large hands and the other one has large head, weak noodle arms, hot dogs implanted in clavicle? Have they ever seen a woman? I've seen better representations of sexy women on the back of the Splash! pool water trucks.

There is so much I want to say about this item. It looks like if a sea creature wanted to bite off some dicks. It looks like the extremely sexist and in no way even mildly amusing joke a former coworker saud out loud at work.

Website called the vegan hummingbird cake "scrumptious"

I don't like dogs or looking for recipes online, why do I do this shit

Oh noooooo

Need to find a dairy free cake recipe (recip is lactose intolerant) I can use to make dog themed cupcakes for next week's birthday boy (learning coach on the 2nd floor).

Holy shit Ranger Rick is still alive? How long do raccoons live??

Suddenly, This Summer

Hu Shang, Exchange St, Portland. Chicken velvet soup, mixed vegetables with tofu. Endless cups of tea. Loved biting the little mushrooms and water chestnuts. Cozy restaurant that felt really fancy with delicious food. Fave for birthday dinner. Closed due to tax fraud when I was in middle school.

Diva down!

My favorite restaurant also closed for tax fraud reasons. At the time of its closing I think I was in middle school so my dad told me they closed due to financial difficulties, which sounded insane to me at the time because it was always busy except for the time my birthday was on the superbowl day.

They make it in Lewiston, I'm sorry the murder bread made it all the way to LA

Back to back tweets in my bsky feed, featuring change

I heard they were banned by the FDA, so doubtful unless I want to try my luck online but not worth the hassle for a single cigarette in order to add a little atmosphere to my goth daydream. Plus I'm still trying to get over a sinus infection.

I've been thinking about gothness and how can I get my hands on a clove cigarettes a lot this past week so thank you for retweeting this

Sweet. I don't have enough control over my washer to use it for dyeing but that sounds excellent.

I just ordered more dye but which dye do you prefer?

I strive to be even more of a fancy weirdo every day.