Map of how people get hurt across USA and Midwest is running around with a plastic bag on its head I guess?
HOW are people suffocating in those states? Are they falling into grain bins? Chasing each other with plastic bags on their heads?
sometimes when you use flonase nose spray a spritz of it will get really deep in there and splash on your brain itself and make it so you can see into cars like this for a few seconds
In my parents basement off an eight of shrooms, kicking my nephew’s ass in 2k. What a Sunday.
My job changed the DEI Committee to the “Value and Embrace Differences (VED) Committee” lmao omg
Told my therapist that I’m gonna start a church called Higher Ministries where we just smoke weed in a tax free building and I’ll have crackers and grape juice and maybe a guest pastor every once in a while. Offerings of $8 or more gets you a free preroll. Or bring your own!
I can hear this picture
si me ven solo y triste no me hablen
Good afternoon folks! Take some time today to disinfect your phone! 🙂
Somehow everyone else is the problem and not her because she’s “at peace” with herself, has crystals on her desk and plays her positive affirmations on repeat everyday.
My thing is, how have you only been here 2 months and EVERYONE—except for the sketchy payroll lady—HATES you?
And I got to stand by as everyone’s least favorite employee got LIT UP and caught in a lie lmfao
I love workplace drama because I’m simply a bystander
I threw it away. Not worth my energy.
I was just served a turkey club that had ONE SINGLE SLICE OF TURKEY ON IT
Nelnet is getting a lil attitude in my inbox, talmbout some “you decide”. I decided I will continue to not pay lmao fuck outta here
Lmfaooo
(Peekaboo)
'05 being 20 years ago is wild considering how 2019 was last year.
Dogs are perfect
Lord, I cannot wait to have a nice hot bowl of hoppin John tmrw 😮💨
Not her being on the skyline!!
House music!
DJ’d my first set a couple of weeks ago and I killed it💪🏾
My 40 year old brother still does this. I love it.
I can’t wait for my mental illnesses to disappear tomorrow!
They do and I love it 😭
“Those numbers are low! How can we inflate them?!”
I love when my job is just like, “fuck it. Commit fraud”
