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11.03.2026 03:39
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freaking birthday @melodicadude.bsky.social
berfday 26...
powerscaling schoolhouse rock characters. naughty number nine cat demolishes bill except when he is in his Law Form
current state of international politics
- Removed Herobrine
[PROFESSIONAL crowd reacts to viral crowd clips]
50 people sitting around a laptop watch a clip. one of them reaches out and pauses then they all start indiscriminately talking over one another
The Beacon from titanfall 2's campaign isnt strictly a platformer but as a linear parkour challenge it's fantastic. Train Rush from A Hat in Time is another really good one and fits the prompt a lot more methinks
too many bright sunny tropical pokemon games. next gen is now Pokemon Smoking and Pokemon Fuck. starters are dead houseplant, dirty ashtray, and soggy cardboard. villain's motivation is not to destroy the world, but to gentrify historic neighborhoods and beat people up. the professor is fred durst
mario kart world was a good deal, actually
just hacked my neuralink to run 3ds roms but nintendo didnt like that so they took me to court and legally own my mind now
if i see one more pet eating food with audio of a different animal making loud mouth slapping sounds inserted over it i will do Something Mischievous
fuck Pickleball, whos tryna lose to me in Onionball (new sport where you are defenseless and i Attack you)
a twitter thread of a spongebob clip. some user has replied that the clip represents "transgenders trying to not cut their penis off" and the only reply is a user asking why they have so much scat porn on their account
i dont know how to react to this thread i found but i need others to see it lmfao
just typo'd january as juanuary. now i have an idea for a new hispanic history month
shut up forever
game with same name released same day i thought of it when i was at work and hadnt looked at steam hwa-wha-wha
dating game where you recruit people to your polycule so you can use them for free labor in building weapons and an army for world conquest
titled PolyArmory
ANY USERS ON BLUESKY?!
RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW
LINK BELOW
person named Cath (short for Cathode)
can i play the game please it looks shooooo kewl
this must be how it felt to watch the mona lisa get painted
looking up Shark Tank on AO3 was a good idea
nematode komaeda
guy who claims to be a really good spy: bond? james bond? yeah that is me thats my full legal name heres my fucking credit card and the key to my house
trying really had to not laugh while talking with a patient in clinic because my brain played sound effects of a bowling ball strike followed by loud gong for no reason in the middle of our conversation
they should make a movie starring Me and the plot is that i just kinda hang out for about 6 hours
Jeremy "Bug" DuPont being sworn in as US Secretary of Health: you know there's rumors going around because of my name, right? theyre saying i may actually be a bug. haha it's crazy out there, but i assure you i am NOT bug. anyways, seriously folks, it's time we talk about Hearty And Nutritious Leaf
geen
my throat hurts really, really badly today. god has stripped me of my voice for saying 67 too many times yet i refuse to learn my lesson
