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Morning Radio Host. Writes: funny songs, spooky stories, and questionable jokes. Likes: standup comedy, live music, horror flicks. Opinions are my own.

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Iran war will end 'soon' but 'important targets' remain if needed, Trump says President Trump spoke to reporters late Monday afternoon at his golf resort outside Miami. In his first formal news conference since the U.S. and Israel began strikes on Iran over a week ago, the pres...

Trump: "we've left some of the most important targets for later in case we need to do it."

In a war, or whatever they're calling this, why would you ever leave 'some of the most important targets for later'? What genius strategy is that?

10.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

09.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 10806 πŸ” 888 πŸ’¬ 363 πŸ“Œ 188

Brilliant! Lol

10.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox News is not news

08.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1042 πŸ” 362 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 22
Epstein files tied to Trump sexual assault allegations released
Epstein files tied to Trump sexual assault allegations released YouTube video by CNN

Dear @cnn.com,

These files were not "suspiciously missing." They were released and then removed. And thanks to @npr.org reporting - and public pressure - they were once again released.

07.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He really is Putin's puppet.

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Trump has no plan. This is a damning summary from The Economist’s Middle East Correspondent Gregg Carlstrom.

02.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 3514 πŸ” 1364 πŸ’¬ 243 πŸ“Œ 72

So many justifications for starting a war. None of them "urgent."

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Scream 7 was good! But not great. Solid enough intro followed by too much quiet time establishing new characters - better writing would've made for a more interesting lull in action. But once we're off and running, it's a fun flick! Haters be damned.

01.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keeping a body count of U.S. lives lost in a war of choice won't have the effect they think it will.

01.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump calls for regime change in Iran & warns of US casualties
Trump calls for regime change in Iran & warns of US casualties YouTube video by CNN

So we're going all the way back to the Carter administration to justify starting a war with Iran in 2026? Cool.

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Dept. of Defense shoots down Customs and Border Protection drone near El Paso: Officials Ranking members of the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure released a statement on the incident on Thursday.

This is how screwed up everything is. The DOD shot down a CBP drone which cause the FAA to shut down the airspace around El Paso. We have stupid idiots in all levels of all agencies thanks to this Regime.
If we go to war, GOD help us.
abcnews.com/US/dept-defe...

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ICE agents pepper-spray Columbus mom, 3 kids inside moving vehicle
ICE agents pepper-spray Columbus mom, 3 kids inside moving vehicle YouTube video by NBC4 Columbus

ICE agents deploy pepperspray into a moving vehicle. What could go wrong?

Also: they spray and run. No "policing." Isn't that just... assault?

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Today is the four year anniversary of the barbaric full scale invasion against the peaceful people of Ukraine.

Peaceful, until roused to defend themselves….

Slava Ukrainii

24.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 3925 πŸ” 1044 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 50

Tonight, once again, Donald Trump will lie directly to the American people.

He did not β€œsolve affordability” or β€œbring prices down starting day one.” Instead, he did the opposite. He targeted SNAP, Medicaid, programs for our veterans and terrorized our local communities.

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The Trump administration just announced they are suing the University of California for not complying with their demand to pay them $1 billion.

The move would defund programs to help cure cancer, treat heart disease, and prevent Alzheimer’s.

24.02.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1312 πŸ” 574 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 44

Republicans have no credibility commenting on anyone else's "shameful" behavior.

24.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jimmy Kimmel Writer EVISCERATES Trump's "Free Speech" Lies In EPIC Speech
Jimmy Kimmel Writer EVISCERATES Trump's "Free Speech" Lies In EPIC Speech YouTube video by Reflect Politics

"A true leader is only as strong as the joke he can take at his own expense." -Children's author and former Jimmy Kimmel comedy writer Bess Kalb.
#freespeech #censorship #cancelculture

24.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This poster struck me...

"Come see how the vampires do it" is a great tag. Cheeky. Naughty. It still works today.

The description above the image is so wordy & intelligent - indicative of posters from the era. Marketing today is so dumbed down. And lengthy poster copy was eliminated long ago.

21.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing is certain: you are more confident in your answers than the other two candidates.

21.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the President of the United States illegally taxed our groceries, clothes, and other basics goods for nearly a year.

Where’s our refund?

21.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 15390 πŸ” 3704 πŸ’¬ 1097 πŸ“Œ 222

Came here for this confirmation. Thanks, BlueSky folks!

18.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
BREAKING: Glove found near Nancy Guthrie’s home appears to match gloves of suspect in video
BREAKING: Glove found near Nancy Guthrie’s home appears to match gloves of suspect in video YouTube video by MS NOW

16 gloves? Why, why, why did the searchers discard their gloves/litter/contaminate a search area/potential crime scene? Jeez!

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What a cool looking cat! Surely she'll find a home. 🐾 πŸ˜ƒ 🐾

14.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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WATCH: Trump, EPA's Zeldin announce end of scientific basis for U.S. action on climate change The Trump administration on Thursday revoked a scientific finding that long has been the central basis for U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, the most aggressiv...

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate changeβ€”all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.

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Happy for the Seahawks! Always great when the home team wins. πŸ˜ƒ

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Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

β€œThe only thing more powerful than hate is love”
β€œTogether, we are America”

09.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 40911 πŸ” 9711 πŸ’¬ 675 πŸ“Œ 415

There's a lot of typing in this year's #SuperBowlCommercials. What an exciting world we've created for ourselves.

09.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Have you noticed British public figures are the only ones suffering (though not enough) consequences for their relationships with Epstein?

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