Share one of your comfort shows!
Share one of your comfort shows!
Things Farage could be replaced with:
A ball of lint
An empty margarine tub
Expired hummus
Too big for the garden composter I guess
Western superheroes
Guy walked in at work, saw me, nudged his buddy and announced, βOoh, a new face!β and laughed.
I said,β No, Iβve always had this face.β
Silence.
*tap tap*
Is this thing on?
Itβs not the baking I was hoping for
Cubemaxxing with my supercute crooked wall art FTW
How I access Bluesky
Hello, Monday.
What three consecutive days of sun in Scotland feels like right now
I was hired for a job and the woman who trained me was unfriendly. She left two weeks later and I found out sheβd been fired but forced to stay for two more weeks to train me- her replacement.
Maybe you could try the βFree to get in, $50 to get outβ plan.
I wish bees knew how much humans appreciate their butts
I bet it smells like old meat and Galliano
His brain is so dissolved by now he likely smearing his own poop on the walls
George originally wanted Han be married to a Wookie so yes
Salo: 100 Days of Sodom. So pointlessly vile I canβt even post an image without self-triggering
My new favourite band of the moment
Iβll be in my office.
Thereβs something comforting about the daily screaming. Perhaps knowing itβs someone else not me
Lazy Friday so Iβm not maxxing but minning
Did you eat the couch?