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Comics, horror, music, movies, kawaii, British comedy, Japanese food Beaucoup des postes de merde Hip to the jive πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ She/her

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Share one of your comfort shows!

12.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things Farage could be replaced with:
A ball of lint
An empty margarine tub
Expired hummus

12.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too big for the garden composter I guess

12.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long black hair wearing a black cape Alt: a man with long black hair wearing a black cape flinches in sunlight
12.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Marvel Superheroes Are Lazy
Marvel Superheroes Are Lazy YouTube video by Jason Leong

Western superheroes

12.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a purple dress and pink gloves is giving the peace sign Alt: a woman in a pink dress and pink gloves dances while surrounded by men in black suits
11.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guy walked in at work, saw me, nudged his buddy and announced, β€œOoh, a new face!” and laughed.
I said,” No, I’ve always had this face.”
Silence.
*tap tap*
Is this thing on?

10.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christopher McQuarrie Teaming for New β€˜Conan the Barbarian’ Movie 20th Century Studios has attached the filmmaker to write and direct 'King Conan,' reviving the character that was an early signature role for Schwarzenegger.

I’ve been wishing for this for four decades

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not the baking I was hoping for

10.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cubemaxxing with my supercute crooked wall art FTW

10.03.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I access Bluesky

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Florence Jenkins massacres Mozart
Florence Jenkins massacres Mozart YouTube video by HappyApostate

Hello, Monday.

09.03.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a trench coat is running from a huge explosion . Alt: a man in a trench coat is walking into a huge explosion .

What three consecutive days of sun in Scotland feels like right now

08.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a denim jacket and black skirt is walking down a street Alt: a woman in a denim jacket and black skirt is walking down a street

Happy International Women’s Day

08.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man singing into a microphone with the words let 's stay together below him . Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words let 's stay together below him .
07.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was hired for a job and the woman who trained me was unfriendly. She left two weeks later and I found out she’d been fired but forced to stay for two more weeks to train me- her replacement.

07.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you could try the β€œFree to get in, $50 to get out” plan.

07.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish bees knew how much humans appreciate their butts

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet it smells like old meat and Galliano

07.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His brain is so dissolved by now he likely smearing his own poop on the walls

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

George originally wanted Han be married to a Wookie so yes

07.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room . Alt: a man sits on a couch in a living room and sticks his hand into his waistband
07.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Salo: 100 Days of Sodom. So pointlessly vile I can’t even post an image without self-triggering

07.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SICK SHOOTERS - EVACUATION (Official music video)
SICK SHOOTERS - EVACUATION (Official music video) YouTube video by Wap Shoo Wap Records

My new favourite band of the moment

07.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be in my office.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s something comforting about the daily screaming. Perhaps knowing it’s someone else not me

06.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lazy Friday so I’m not maxxing but minning

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you eat the couch?

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress is smiling at the camera while standing in a room . Alt: a woman in a black dress is smiling at the camera while standing in a room and swinging a barechested man around
06.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1