Joseph Mellor aka

One step away from reporting what a bloke in a pub said. Really poor.

‘Mochery’ surely?
(Dwi’n cytuno ‘da ti, gyda llaw)

@hiriaith.bsky.social what’s happened to gairglo? Ble mae wedi mynd?

IF YOU can't memorise the poem to remember the number of days in each month, try this rhyme: 31 days hath December, May, July, March, January, August and October, February has 28 (but occasionally one more), and 30 days only hath the other four (months). Bo Owls, Hampshire

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DOG owners. Experience the feel- ing of being a priest by saying: "The body of Christ" every time you hand your mutt a dog biscuit. Paul Doolan, London

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Sugar Robbers, mam yn dweud.

That is a thing of beauty, my friend.

Getting Zaphod Beeblebrox vibes aplenty.

Am I missing something here? Thursday isn’t in April. 🤔

Pryd ‘ny “Woody Mellor” oedd e, dwi’n credu.

Casnewydd - Stow Hill?

This is my favourite of all the guitars you’ve posted. It’s seriously gorgeous.

DENTISTS make their living fixing people's bad teeth, so why would I buy toothpaste recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists? It seems to me that they've got a nice little scam going on there. In the future I won't bother brushing my teeth at all, see how they like them apples. Ivor Cummin, Broadbottom

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Incorrect headline on the article. There’s a huge difference between making all schools Welsh medium and phasing out English!

Climb Evri mountain.

These articles always need a parenthesised sub-title: The Best Place to Live in Wales (until you twats reading this move here and ruin it)

Great photo of a building that no longer exists.

I told my nan* what Joe Strummer said: Wear boots you can run and fight in. She said, “And a matching handbag.” I said, “It wouldn’t be the time to worry about matching your boots and handbag.” And she said, “With a fucking brick in it, obviously.”

*This version of my nan only exists in this story.

The devil’s in the detail.

Best ground in Cymru to watch cricket. Not so good for rugby with that non-parallel terracing. Still, great memories of seeing Majid, Michael Holding, Javed Miandad, Clive Lloyd, Alan and Eifion Jones…

Alan Curtis?

FARMERS are complaining that they can't get enough slaughtermen to deal with their pigs and send them off to market. So why don't they take a leaf out of fruit farmers books and start a "pick your own pigs' business? This would solve all their problems and save on staff costs at a stroke, plus we the public could do what we do when strawberry picking, and eat the odd pig or two before we got to the tills. Shy Ted, email

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I hate “doubled down”

Sut mae perswadio’r gweddill? (Byw yn BG)

Mae Dydd Gŵyl Dewi yn hapus dros ben wedi i Glynebwy guro Casnewydd 44-21 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

This is beautiful and not weird!

Extraction.

Extraction. One more in a very long line.

Only one of those three hits most of us.

This satisfies my Telecaster lust. Well, almost.