Gareth Ondrak

Man Utd out of the cup? What ever will the tv companies do now? Thoughts & prayers for their tragic loss…

The one hope for the world is that everything Trump touches turns to shit coupled with the fact the USA has a proud history of fucking up every invasion and if they try to invade Greenland in the winter they really more ridiculously stupid than anyone realised.Trump is the reverse Midas…

As I said the odds are heavily against us.It would probably be the biggest escape in World football ever.I’m not confident but we at least look a bit more competent under Edward’s regime…

If Wolves are going to get out of this mess they’ve got themselves in to then it’s imperative we beat West Ham today,even if we do the odds are heavily stacked against us but if we don’t win i believe all hope of an escape is lost…this is not a 6 pointer,it’s a possible whole season pointer…

Losing 1-1 to Wolves must be hard to take…

If you’re just waking up I urge you not to look at the cricket score from Australia…let’s just say they were all out earlier and might well be batting again before the close of play.Ridiculous…

Supporting one of the worst ever top flight football teams is bad enough but it’s now compounded by also supporting an English cricket team being dismantled session by session in Australia…

Can’t believe you don’t think Starmer will win the next not made up at all to placate the whiny man child FIFA peace prize…oh god I’ve just realised Farage might be in with a shout of winning it.

Trump doesn’t give a fuck about drugs coming in from Venezuela but he does want to get his sweaty grubby hands on their oil and the USA has a long proud history of poking their dicks into Central/South America to affect regime change to aid their flagging economy…

If Wolves manage by some miracle to claw our way out of this shitheap we’ve landed ourselves in I will eat my hat,which incidentally is made of Black Forest Gateaux…

This could be Arsenal’s season.They have a strong squad,Liverpool are dodgy at the back,the danger is probably Man City with that freak up front.As for Wolves? We’re fucked and it’s now just a question of who we can also drag down into the abyss…

Early train up to Wolves.We’re all hoping Brighton have forgotten their scoring boots.It’s about time our nemesis throughout the years came a cropper at Molineux…

Sounds like Trump is laying down the ground work for a military coup,an area in which the USA have considerable expertise having spent decades helping other sovereign nations rid themselves of those pesky elected officials…

Seeing Nuno at West Ham leaves a strange feeling.Like finding out your favourite aunty is shagging Tommy Robinson...

Oh my god they've amputated their legs too...

At long last Trump releases the files the whole world is talking about.Was she on the plane? Did she land on the island? Was she the only good thing about “ Night at the Museum “ Amelia Earhart you can’t hide any longer…

"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy"

Wolves that was a fucking disgrace…

First game of the season for me today.Hopefully I can bring us some goals and a win…

Had a text from “DWP” saying i need to send them my bank details to get my winter allowance.Obviously a scam as the real DWP don’t ask for bank details…I deleted it and later on got another text from them saying “P**s off” clearly they had enough morals not to swear whilst hoping to rip me off…

RIP Ricky Hatton.One of the finest boxers ever ro come out of the UK...very sad news.

Who'd have thought our game v The Mags in two weeks would be an early season 6 pointer?

Very impressive that Chelsea & Man Utd spent a shit load of pounds to bolster their attacking options for a grand total of 0 goals…

So you’re at the opening game,your team are champs,there’s been a moving tribute to a recently deceased player.You’re proud of your club,you see the opponents have a black player,in your wisdom you decide to racially abuse him cos’ you’re unable to stem your base hatred of humanity rising.Scum…

Can’t make the game today as I’m laid up with some stomach bug.Shame but them’s the breaks.Probably gonna miss a rip roaring win too…

Test cricket? Bloody hell!

Today i will mostly be at The Oval to watch some great British summer sport of Cricket and also participating in that other great British summer sport of hiding from the rain in the bar…

Back home.True to my word the washing's gone in and i'm having my first coffee of the day,I also had the forsight to get some biscuits in before going.This is what seperates us from the beasts y'see,the ability to pre order Bourbon biccies...

First thing I’ll do when I get in is put the kettle on cos’ I’m British and that’s all you need to know.Second thing is do laundry cos’ my hold-all is basically all dirty clothes and the third thing is put TMS on cos’ I’m English and that’s all you need to know…

Just found out they do a direct Eurostar from Amsterdam to Paris that takes 3hr 20mins…one for future reference…