-MG

A long time ago I mistook the difference between 65 years (the age of my grandad at the time) and 65 million years (the estimated time ago the dinosaurs became extinct)

Firing squads

Hbb

Spurs literally don’t deserve to be a part of the arsenal bottling narrative

Team GB seem like the Curling equivalent of ralf rangnick

Sports mad JK Rowling doesn’t appear to be as interested in the Winter Olympics as the summer olympics

I’ve been banned from saying “Onana,” “not a happy hunting ground” or “Grimsbeh”

Tax exile who wants British taxpayers to fund his football clubs new stadium talking about a drain on resources is it. Saying something this racist even a short time ago would have been a massive scandal, he'll probably get invited on to Question Time

I’m would like forest to win by a 13 goal margin

Spurs don’t really operate like that, hoping for more of an insult to injury situation

RIP bozo

Unreal Tournament (1999)

Looked like a landing to me!?

Curling strikes me as a sport with huge potential for skulduggery but nobody seems to do it

Apart from maybe the 2006 fa cup final have you ever wanted West Ham to win a game more?

Regretting turning over the Winter Olympics for the Dickhead Derby

Forced to work, born to watch curling

What’s the German word for when you feel a bit sorry for a nation’s sole winter Olympian and you just picture them sat on their own during the fireworks

I just cracked my knuckles so crisp that the only way I can describe the sound is like when you pick up like 10 wumpa fruit in one go on crash bandicoot

Under my leadership of the Labour Party, Peter Mandelson had no role, no influence and no part to play, because I do not trust the man and I do not believe the man.

Four hours later and still playing on my mind ffs

Endling - Wikipedia

just made myself sad by learning that the last living member of a species before it goes extinct is known as an Endling

Me seeing an advert for the apprentice after such fine television

Lovely

Just remembered this and burst out laughing

I finally read “the pub that changed me”, utter shite ofc

also nb. the guardian didn’t even bother with the “please pay for our quality journalism” ad at the bottom of the article like they would on their “ai is good, actually” articles

Fun fact: i had a seminar with his trainer once! Joel R

Drew while he was back in scotland before returning to wwe if that counts.

Piper Niven and Nikki Cross were often on our shows before wwe,

Grado of course :) having seen him in both “The Summerhill Hotel” and Wembley stadium is kinda fun

Scab scab scab