Just being a parent and looking at your kid being fucking weird in the same way you're fucking weird and think "Yeah dude, you got that from me, sorry about that one."
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Just being a parent and looking at your kid being fucking weird in the same way you're fucking weird and think "Yeah dude, you got that from me, sorry about that one."
Me as a 20YO if a woman offered me sex: "HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOGA!"
21% of 20YO dudes today, apparently: "Gay."
Look, I know her replacement (Senator Mullin) won't be any better, and that Noem is unlikely to ever face any real consequences, but this is still absolutely humiliating for her and is absolutely going to lower her happiness and quality of life, and I'm gonna celebrate the small victories.
Just fantastic that so much of the "opposition" parties response to funding a clearly illegal war started by Trump because Bibi has an unquenchable bloodlust to turn all of Tehran into a smoking pile of ashes is "You know, whatever."
Target CEO is desperately clinging to his last little bit of hair as hard as Target is clinging to helping ICE terrorize brown people.
Plant sale moms and retired grandmas showing up to comment "How about you stop gargling Trump's balls?" you love to see it.
"I won't shop at Target anymore because you help ICE terrorize my neighbors."
"What if we made our employees dance for you?"
They've spent 18 months torching every shred of goodwill they spent decades carefully cultivating with their core customer base of middle class progressives, to appeal to MAGA chuds that will despise them no matter what, and these dipshits think all they need is an aesthetic redesign, LOL.
Democrats by and large are going to be have to dragged kicking and screaming into no longer supporting apartheid and genocide. The public opinion winds have shifted dramatically, but dipshits like Crockett simply aren't going to process the message until they're run out of office.
The Israeli government and IDF of course knew, they just killed that guy for the pure love of the game. They just really love bombing and murdering people. Any potential side effect of destabilization is a pure bonus. They might even have picked bombing the school if they could've only done one.
The Trump administration when they realized the government of Iran had a robust succession plan for their 86YO head of state and that assassinating him wouldn't immediately topple the entire regime and spontaneously replace it with a pro-Trump stooge:
When we're watching races and see things like Vobornikova get a medal we turn to each other and say "RJ and Jordan are gonna love this one"
@penaltyloop.bsky.social Just wanted to say: thanks for all the Olympics coverage. My partner and I love listening to you two, and getting extra Penalty Loop throughout the Olympics really added to the experience!
NYPD officers walking past an elementary school with giggling 6-year-olds having a snowball fight on the playground:
NYPD officer after getting lightly booped with a snowball:
This is the culture Elon Musk is completely obsessed with ensuring retains eternal cultural hegemony in the United States.
Me when Obama and Clinton show up talking about how ICE aren't terrorizing immigrants and throwing them in cages and deporting them the "right" way like they did:
"So much for the tolerant left!"
Leftists:
Just one of the absolutely funniest all-time own goal moments for the Zionist movement.
Here you go, glad you enjoyed it.
Potential silver lining to like half of all Super Bowl commercials being about AI: the last time we saw this happen it was all the cryptocurrency and FTX ads in 2022 and like shortly after that FTX imploded and the crypto market crashed, so...here's to holding out hope for a repeat.
Get in loser, we're bringing back late 19th to early 20th century racism against Italians.
Kamala Harris spent her entire campaign talking about how she'd be tougher on the border than Donald Trump & making sure everyone knew how much she hated immigrants - do you see how much trying to out-Trump Trump is doomed to absolute failure? Maybe try not being a xenophobic ghouls next time, Dems.
"I'm On Fire" is a song about a fling with a married woman (as opposed to a song where he unambiguously says he says wants to fuck underage girls). He should've posted every single song that uses the word "baby" to refer to a lover while he was at it.
Feels like we Millennials have officially passed the torch now that Gen Z are the ones getting lectured about how they could own a house if they simply stopped buying Starbucks.
Yeah, if women keep bad mouthing ICE, then cops might not show up 6 hours later when a woman calls about a home break in to scribble notes for 10 seconds & leave, or tell women who have gotten a dozen graphic death threats from the same guy that there's nothing they can do until she's murdered.
The number of people acted like this is a fall from grace for Mike Tyson as if he wasn't already an unrepentant rapist. He's been a horrible piece of shit for a long time.
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