Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢

Which is a shame, cause those Dalton bonds kinda rule.

Uh,

Fuck, uhh

Fuck,

. Uhhhh
Im dumb, hold on

It's like if your town had an 8th starbucks

To actually translate it from Briish, imagine if you just saw an ad for ESPN8, The Ocho

Installing bazzite is a big enough leap for my dumbed ass, I can't faff any more.

My laptop is a basic bitch lenovo, it should be a Known Asset. It didn't work very well with sleep before on Windows, I used to set it to hibernate on a lid close

Like, I closed it, opened it again, it brought this up, and responded to none of my inputs. Wth

You know how I love to cuddle a smol. <3

The login screen for me laptop

Nvm I can't get off the screen, Linux sucks

who ISN'T pouring milk on me

tiny wee floating laptop, just in case.

Aye the weather is dark and cold and a pint of milk in the distance

It has a weather thingiwy, and it asked me where I was

and did NOT demand active live location data

It's kinda astonishing, I haven't been bombarded with shite like Windows, it's real cool.

GREETINGS, I TWEET AT THEE FROM MY LINUX INSTALLATION.

shit's weird

Breakfast burger.... Ough yeag....

The Linux file system is different and scaresome

Pisswhistler.

Ridiculous, overdesigned outfit and astonishing hair and fate to do whatever

And I just beat the piss outta them.

I dunno, but I got some kind of horse race contest thingiwy on the YouTube ads so it's probably all gambling or shit.

Still wanna make a protagonist whimper and cry

It might, honestly.

Note: Windows will be deleted

Note: everything will be fine.

E's gone bazzite, innit

My laptop doing some Linux shit

Is that good

wtfdym, ITV 7, how is there a seventh ITV channel

So what we puttin' on our burbur?

My phone has somehow bricked while I was tweeting this and isn't bzzting when I plug in any of my chargers, oh shit there it goes it's back

Lord fuckin' help me, I'm gonna try installing bazzite on my laptop

Did they pipe in the holy shits? it sounds like it started on a cue.