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Koke there, coming in for Atletico. He’s been in and out of the team. And in. And out. But he’s ok, Koke.

Hiya. I don't use it in coffee, so I can't say if it's any good in that sense. But I used oatly until switching over to this, and can't really tell the difference. Aside from the carbon footprint etc., having it in powder allows me to make it stronger if I want.

Oat Milk Powder | Delicious & Instant Powdered Vegan Milk Sustainable oat milk powder, just add water or stir into hot drinks as an instant vegan creamer. It’s gluten free, creamy and made with organic oats.

Converted. Frankly, life without trying to recycle tetrapaks is worth the move alone.
overherd.uk/products/oat...

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#therugby

There's evidently something about a Scot growing up in the Midlands that really confuses people. Aberdeen + Brummie = any number of things.

The latest instalment of "guess my accent" had a colleague yesterday asking me whether I'm from Northern Ireland.

Definitely not the first time I've been asked that. But the first time I've been asked by someone from Northern Ireland.

Did the thief make a clean getaway?
Or did they find them with stockpile of stolen soaps, and now they're behind bars?

I don’t think they should be scared of the holes.
I think they should be scared of the fckin huge moles.

HEATHCLIFFE
IT'S ME
YOUR COUSIN, MARVIN HEATHCLIFF

There is always a tweet.

Common Peephole     She came from Greece, she had a faulty socket. Her eye fell out, she couldn’t stop it.   That’s when I caught her eye. Brian Bilston

Pulp poetry.

Remember when parties who lost elections used to be like "This is a strong message from the electorate and we will listen and learn and change" rather than "Fuck everyone who didn't vote for us, you're all extremists trying to destroy Britain"

Ah, so maybe your cat followed her. Your other half seems to have caused most of the trouble here, to be honest.

Why is your other half chasing pigeons instead of trying to get the 2 cats back?

Dead serious: this is brilliant news but it would be made so much better if I knew that the storyline would allow for Mary to feature, even though she'd been sucked off in season 4.

All I see is an empty table.

An opinion I can finally get behind

Greetings, Professor Falken

I'm on the right track baby, I was
Boubon This Way

Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.

How does he sleep at night?

A screen-grab of a map of Britain, with yellow, red and blue dots across England and Scotland representing storm overflow locations that are currently, or have recently, discharged raw sewage.

Thinking about 💩 this week? Us too.

Our latest blog shares five of the (many) things our interactive #Sewage Map can tell you about pollution in your local #river - and how to use the map to get answers:

‼️https://theriverstrust.org/about-us/news/how-to-use-sewage-map-river-pollution

Offended

Sign in the Corn Exchange Leeds reading ‘have your ring deep cleaned and valeted’ photographed because I’m very very childish

Church choir kept me busy before the (ahem) inevitable happened. 3 services and 2 practices every Sunday.