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I wonder who will get the next one

12.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They say our democracy is in danger and then they vote to confirm his nominees and say that masked ICE agents just need better training.

11.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should excel at the hand signals

11.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How is this not treason?

09.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Nary a moistened eye to be found in all the land

07.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time a new technology comes out they rush to cram it into education, promising miracles. It always makes things worse but they do it again anyway. Lather, rinse, repeat

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do the worst people always assume that God is on their side?

07.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life... and Stuff

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do they get one if we don’t?

06.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That Nobel Peace Prize should be along any minute now

28.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOW who ya callin’ goofy

28.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what this is but I like it

28.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pigeon would be an upgrade

28.02.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s openly supporting our enemies and our system is unable to do anything about it. How long can such a nation survive?

27.02.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this but there is no need to wait until after the midterms to impeach him

22.02.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. Sell out your privacy to automate tasks that weren’t difficult in the first place.

20.02.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How long til they make the move to hell? πŸ”₯πŸ’€πŸ‘Ί

18.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, Raymond

12.02.2026 09:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dibs on "Lackluster foreplay" as a band name

11.02.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Star Wars. Not a new hope

09.02.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the Super Bowl. Couldn’t they afford a good bunny?

09.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, vote for trump. That’ll show β€˜em

08.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mood

01.02.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Redacting that name is a damnation-worthy action πŸ”₯πŸ‘Ή

01.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will not have my hatred of Elon impugned, sir! My hatred is vast and magnificent

01.02.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He would have been the guy who made sure the concentration camps had properly working fire extinguishers

30.01.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even the friends we made along the way would probably be an improvement over last year

30.01.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people just don’t deserve an enormous slab of beef

30.01.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A man standing in the gallows with a noose around his neck. He is saying to the person next to him, who is also about to be executed, β€œis this your first time?”

A man standing in the gallows with a noose around his neck. He is saying to the person next to him, who is also about to be executed, β€œis this your first time?”

27.01.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Golly, 250 years with three functioning branches of government is enough for anyone

25.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0