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πŸ₯‡Jurgen Klopp πŸ₯ˆRafa Benitez πŸ₯‰Arne Slot πŸ†• 1990’s Anfield regular ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Don’t you just love it when news like this come out of nowhere. No protracted social media saga, just a random post saying it’s done. Hopefully Dom (and Ibou) follows suit as they, plus a new No.6 look like the long term future of this team.

07.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform says right to jail right away . Alt: a man in a military uniform says right to jail right away .

The head of football at the BBC should be up at The Hague for crimes against humanity for putting Stephen Warnock on commentary #LFC #YNWA

06.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The cunt has literally won league titles off 50/50’s going in their favour but sure, they’re hard done by.

05.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t help feel for Jurgen at a time like this. Football is all about timing and if he was two years into his project we’d be winning the title 4+ times in the next 6-7 seasons. As it happens he faced peak 130 charges over his tenure. This version of Pep and Arteta cannot hold a candle to him.

04.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

15th PL away game of the season and still only 3 first half goals with only one of those to take the lead. We’ve basically wasted every away first half this season then wonder why shit likes this happens. Create fuck all and ship goals by the bucket load. Fucking shite.

03.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to watching Corner of the Day tonight

01.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So if I’ve read that right, Chelsea’s loses look like

24/25 - Β£342m
23/24 - Β£200m+
22/23 - Β£200m+
21/22 - Β£200m+

It’s good to know that a club can report nearly Β£1b in losses and still face no consequences. Who says cheats never prosper.

01.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 'Royal Family' are a disgrace. They've spent most of their lives killing animals and then have the nerve to lecture the public about protecting the planet.

27.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Will millions of dogs be killed ahead of World Cup? What we know Morocco has been accused of culling millions of stray dogs ahead of it co-hosting the 2030 FIFA World Cup.

Cancel World Cup
No sporting event is worth killing one dog

www.newsweek.com/will-million...

23.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 510 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 17

Football, bloody hell πŸ₯΄

22.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back turned and arm in at his side. Absolutely pathetic interpretation of handball rules. Liverpool don’t deserve the 3pts but that’s fucking ridiculous.

22.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

14 PL away games and only 3 first half goals. We have a big problem right there. That first half was fucking pathetic but there’s an overriding pattern that we’ve only been ahead once at HT away from Anfield all season. Hopefully they tire but we can’t get any worse than that.

22.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like we’ve seen this game a million times before, even under JK. We’re so slow out the traps & the oppo get some good chance early doors before we get a foothold. Grav’s 35th min strike vs NUFC still the earliest away goal we’ve scored this season. Nothing like quieting the crowd early.

22.02.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly that. I’ve seen Maldini getting rinsed off Henry and Adriano on here recently but he never got beaten, apparently. He’d have succumbed to social media like the rest of modern players if it existed in his time.

18.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were all fantastic players. It’s the pathetic attempts to big themselves up as β€œthe best PL defender ever”. When a player is that great they don’t need any PR or spin.

18.02.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

front for Middlesbrough, Portsmouth and Wolves etc at the time. While players in this era are playing against CL level players for Wolves, Brentford and West Ham, they were facing Svetoslav Todorov, Joseph-DΓ©sirΓ© Job & Sylvan Ebanks-Blake every other week.

18.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never seen another defender get criticised for not being as good as Maldini. That’s the conversation VVD is in. It also makes me laugh that they go on about the CF’s they had to face. The likes of Henry, Shearer, Fowler, Rooney, Drogba et al. The fail to mention the shit that was playing up

18.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Him and Ferdinand are petrified of losing the subject, and unofficial title of greatest ever PL defender. They have to remind everyone every so often that they are in fact superior to VVD. Terry was great but played behind 2 DM’s and was horrendously exposed under AvB’s high line.

18.02.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And they say the cuisine in the UK is poor…

17.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair point, pancakes are elite but I’m pretty sure Rio isn’t comparing sequins and Samba to a soggy pancakes with too much sugar and lemon. Maybe we should start wearing a sequinned costume while we eat πŸ˜‚

17.02.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day is a school day!

I knew it was this time of year as I was in New Orleans in late 2024, but never put 2 and 2 together. Still, at least a can cry in to my pancakes πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

17.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s basically the Bigg market on a Saturday night, minus the feathers!

17.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So long as you don’t mix up your batter 😳

17.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I was today years old when I learned that Carnival πŸ‡§πŸ‡· and the UK’s Pancake Day are the same thingβ€”the start of Lent. So while they’re partying in Rio, we’re flipping eggs, flour and milk in our kitchens. Pretty sure we drew the short straw on that one. I mean, I love a pancake but come the fuck on…

17.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Away against a PL team. Yes it could have been worse but it certainly could have been a lot better.

16.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί Another outstanding performance by Milos Kerkez:

- 1 assist
- 4 tackles won
- 6 ground duels won
- 2 interceptions
- 2 clearances
- 2 recoveries
- 2 fouls won

Getting better and better πŸ‘

14.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

The Sunderland match makes for a good comparison as both teams had 12 throw-ins.
Liverpool took 02:08 to take theirs. Sunderland used up 05:03.

13.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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Who wasted the most time in a Liverpool game this season? Newcastle at St James Park.
Most time wasted at Anfield? Newcastle.

We're paying more and more to see less and less football. Here's a look at how the issue has affected Liverpool in 2025/26 www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-proble...

13.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Finally! A chance to talk about IMMIGRANTs & not corruption!
Finally! A chance to talk about IMMIGRANTs & not corruption! YouTube video by Zoe Gardner

Oh look!

We’re talking about immigration again!

Instead of corruption money & pedos permeating our politics! 🀩 Brilliant! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhZk...

12.02.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9

Finally United have a worse right winger than Gabriel Obertan

11.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0