Gonna start using this in conversations
21.03.2025 18:50
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Gonna start using this in conversations
THIS IS WHERE I MAKE CENTIPEDES
When Mariah Carey threatened to hunt me down I felt that
Ashlee has a sector of fans who are into tickle stuff and its like fuck man. Am I gonna do tickle stuff? I hate that. But thinking about it, my best paying simp was a tickle bro... 😫😫😫😫
I love when Binx allows me to sleep
I've accepted that my laptop is likely mining bitcoin behind my back
I am so fucking sorry
No pics but he was flesh colored and I thought he might be a drain mushroom but no, it was just Buzz.
Tub's been draining slowly. I go digging. I pull Buzz Lightyear out of the drain ???
Cashier at Kroger got into an argument with the lady in front of us right as it started pouring rain outside. Then, as the argument ended, so did the rain....
Bouncing on it in a way that makes him think lesser of me
How it feels when all you can do is wait
Shoutout to the dentist office receptionist who helped me get a good deal because she's also uninsured 🥲
"WHAT ABOUT MY TRASH" - my neighbor as the trash truck rolls the fuck past him, picking up everybody's trash but his for some reason
My ass hurts
It pisses me off how bad this branding is. They are going to fuck your donkey!!!
Saw my landlord at the gym :(
Fitting into pants that you couldn't even button 6 months ago is so epic I love taking care of my body
Found poorly drawn Game Grumps yaoi in one of my old sketchbooks
Incorrectly btw
*speaking to Elon voice* Wow, interesting cock bro.
Julian just learned the word treatler and he wont stop using it
Thinking about getting a hotel room for a weekend, modifying it so absolutely no light can get in, and just meditating in that thang. Sensory deprivation style
There is a banjo cover of coldplay yellow playing in this dental waiting room
Not taking a sip from my water until the other person in this waiting room gets called away
Googling this until I get the answer that I want
Like lol
