The pleasure I get from sharing my lil snacks with my dog is unmatched
The pleasure I get from sharing my lil snacks with my dog is unmatched
๐ข Join us on Sat 21 June at the Banshee Labyrinth for Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret! Spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, music & medical mayhem ๐
Starring @debaydelux.bsky.social, Ash Pryce, Lucas Ade &
Franken Sinatra's Monster ๐ถ
Tickets ๐ www.edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-detail...
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Any of these women posting "I was born in the wrong era" nonsense should even just watch Mad Men and get a reality check for how it was.
Your great gran probably wasn't happy, she was owned
Me after three days at the gym and one protein shake
"I bet I'm absolutely stacked by Saturday"
I generally don't care for chocolate but I would fight a bitch over Easter egg chocolate
Wtf they doing to those delicious eggs?! Is it Jesus?
People who believe kids are using litterboxes and pretending to be foxes in schools. I can't handle it. ๐ ๐คฃ
Don't! I realised how long ago and thought I had to be wrong because it isn't possible 25 years has passed since those days. Wtf!!!
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Time doesn't change friendships โค๏ธ thank you pal x
It makes me laugh genuinely ๐คฃ
Men on the internet "No msn will love you if...."
"But a man does love me"
"Well, then he's a cuck and I'm very smart and other man stuff" ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ
The intelligence levels of these 'alpha males' is astounding.
Me "I'm so happy that few weeks of hell is finally over"
My body "How about some debilitating cramp to celebrate?"
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Just seen a man, prob in his 60s, write 'short arse' on the window then happily show his wife. Glaswegian romance is unmatched ๐
My birthday dress was everything
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Image projected onto Tesla's factory in Berlin
I seem someone comment "Money doesn't change men, it exposes them"
and it got me
I feel like the majority of people are defensive from the word go on the internet now. We can't seem to interact without a sense of anger and I find it so strange. I genuinely enjoy interacting and sharing thoughts, I'm sad it only comes with hostility these days
Singing Ricky Martins smash hit "she bangs" every morning when I fix my fringe
What a movie!
I can't believe this is her first award.
Demi Moore has won a Golden Glove for The Substance, that is incredible
I firstly couldn't get over a movie like that being such a huge Hollywood blockbuster, then to see it nominated at all.
It's so cool to see a horror get this recognition
My weird superpower is that I've never had any bother breaking in a pair of Doc Martens
A wholesome Hogmanay spent in the Highlands
My country is breathtaking
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A Tesla exploded outside of Trumps hotel
That's Art
So torn between worrying Beyonce is a baddy and enjoying the absolute redneck outrage everytime she's referred to as "Country"
The great thing about my spicy brain is that I get to rewatch shows multiple times and enjoy it because I never remember a fkn thing
The hairline of Galadrials wig in LOTR is shocking when you look back ๐
Just seen a gay guy write on a tattoo video "Even I'm straighter than those lines"
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I'm so sorry love :( don't disappear you're too wonderful โค๏ธ
You ok pal? If you want to vent hit me up X
Ronnie Radke's UK visa application declined. Lol