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Draxx. Them. Sklounst. #FFXIV #FF14 #Firearms #Metal #Shoes #Cats Melt down your plowshares.

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it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

12.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 3029 πŸ” 798 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 26
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New court documents reveal Ticketmaster employees calling customers "stupid" and bragging about "robbing them blind."

The Trump administration recently sided with Ticketmaster and Live Nation to save them from an illegal monopoly lawsuit.

12.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

You don't fucking say.

12.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1141 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 2
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SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
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Chief Nerd CHIEF NERD @TheChiefNerd X.com SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." 1:22 3:36 AM β€’ 3/12/26 β€’ 1.7M Views

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piΓ±ata.

12.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1611 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 169

Maybe I missed some sect that wasn't like this, but it always seemed to me the "Alt-Right" or "New Right"'s whole thing was just embracing the shittiest and most bigoted positions you can imagine. Usually, they did it expressly because they thought it was fun to offend other people.

12.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beretta Fires Back After Ruger Accuses Italian Gunmaker of Hostile Takeover Attempt America’s largest publicly traded gun company has accused its Italian rival of attempting to β€œseize control” of its operations.

You can read the full piece for FREE here: thereload.com/beretta-fire...

12.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It may cost YOU more money, but oil companies get rich so β€œoverall” it’s good news. The Trump regime, folks! πŸ™ƒ

12.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 601 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 19
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Go, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, fuck yourself immediately.

12.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gorillaz - Dirty Harry (Official Video)
Gorillaz - Dirty Harry (Official Video) YouTube video by Gorillaz

youtu.be/cLnkQAeMbIM?...

12.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I turn 40 this year and graduated college right in the middle of the Great Recession. My entire adult life has been the world playing economic catch up before the Republicans party torches everything to give a few percentage points to people who already have more money than God.

12.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is me too, but I blame the media entirely. Everyone in charge today is in that position solely because of TV. Think about it. Trump picked his cabinet based on if you worked at Fox News or made an ass of yourself in a committee hearing on TV. We got Musk because of the media. Oprah helped too

12.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 501 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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#WomensHistoryMonth #KimGordon

09.03.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*paying $5 a gallon for gas*

I'm making money!

12.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1033 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 5
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Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm

12.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 7431 πŸ” 990 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 48
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The Ecstatic - Mos Def | HQ Audio - YouTube

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12.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Another tough day for team β€œthere’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”

11.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 5062 πŸ” 1356 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 7
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Temu is to cheap knockoffs like Onlyfans is to amateur porn. It's the reason it exists at all.

11.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, brother, you know who you are. Stand on business. Ten toes down, say it with your chest. We love our cheap junk. There's nothing wrong with being Dollar Tree Skymall

11.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
AT THIS POINT, PAYING FEELS LIKE
BANKROLLING CRIMINALS.

AT THIS POINT, PAYING FEELS LIKE BANKROLLING CRIMINALS.

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1532 πŸ” 515 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 44
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat' YouTube video by The Onion

youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ?...

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When asked to comment on the Iran War, Speaker Mike Johnson declined, saying this was the first he was hearing about it.

11.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1131 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 4

the president of the united states just said he found out the country he started a war with had boats sometime after he started that war

11.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 704 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 7
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24349 πŸ” 6570 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 410
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Nostalgia is a weapon. You don’t miss the early 2000s, you miss being a stupid child. You want to be stupid again. You want your parents to take care of you. You are 12.

08.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 3124 πŸ” 559 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 24

I have been willing to sacrifice my large grandson Klob for 47 years, should our great leader demand it

11.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Newsmax 2 interviewed Trump supporters waiting in line for his rally in Kentucky and yeah, it went about how you would expect

11.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 748 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 281 πŸ“Œ 68

Ok so he's not lying, he's fucking senile.

Jake Tapper too busy sucking 10 dicks in 10 minutes to cover this and Sulzberger and Powell too busy trying to buy Little St Martin so they can honor the guy who helped them staff their publications

11.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œepstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 7995 πŸ” 1721 πŸ’¬ 243 πŸ“Œ 117