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Fandom account, mostly SVSSS (Bing-brained). occasionally nsfw/dd. 30+ / any pronouns Please do not repost my work or feed into AI. ao3 - https://archiveofourown.org/users/mellicindi/works

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I loooove this, makes me think of looking down into muddy waters and seeing the glint of something moving underneath 😱

09.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently doing a trickster-only run because the outfit is so bad I can’t stop laughing whenever I see it. So much free serotonin

08.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hakeem Jeffries won't commit to blocking additional Iran war funding The House minority leader said Democrats will "cross that bridge when we get to it," but added that President Donald Trump has so far failed to justify his "war of choice."

Saying this the morning after it was literally raining oil in Tehran is such a disgusting blend of cowardice and heartlessness.

This should be enough for a proper opposition party to remove him from leadership rather than just another moment that gets ignored.

08.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

The right way to make a comic is the way that lets you make the comic

The wrong way to make a comic is the way that stops you from making the comic

07.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 361 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1955 πŸ” 628 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 13

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

04.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 1271 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]

JANET:
Ugh...

LIZ:
What's up?

JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!

LIZ:
Have you tried...

AI peas?

JANET:
AI peas?

LIZ:
They're peas with AI!

[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].

LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas

JANET:
What

LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]

Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?

[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]

LIZ:

Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine

[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]

LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!

JANET:
What

LIZ:
Shut up

LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow

From opening the bag of peas

to boiling the peas

to eating the peas

To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.

JANET:
Is it really necessary to-

LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET

[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:

AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.

[Ends]

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

13.11.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 6002 πŸ” 2635 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 111

Gotta keep the nest well-stocked ;)

02.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
BETAOLOGY: Why Do Betas Exist In Omegaverse? (PART 1)
BETAOLOGY: Why Do Betas Exist In Omegaverse? (PART 1) YouTube video by Madoka Magicaulk

I FORGOT TO POST IT HERE betaology part one is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcBu...

02.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

This is soooo funny what a wonderfully curated collection of insane wolf images and engaging narration i love it!!

02.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mel Medarda and Sevika in fantasy styled clothes in a parody of "reincarnated into villainess" webtoon covers

Mel Medarda and Sevika in fantasy styled clothes in a parody of "reincarnated into villainess" webtoon covers

Comic of Mel Medarda in the modern AU transmigrating into the fantasy book she's reading based off Arcane as a villainess. She decides to take matters into her own hands to resolve the plot and ends up finding Sevika in Madam Babette's pleasure house

Comic of Mel Medarda in the modern AU transmigrating into the fantasy book she's reading based off Arcane as a villainess. She decides to take matters into her own hands to resolve the plot and ends up finding Sevika in Madam Babette's pleasure house

β€œI reincarnated into the villainess” power fantasy webtoons but I make it #melvika

01.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 4110 πŸ” 948 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 6
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 19181 πŸ” 8198 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 121

whenever I explain to people the USA politics makes perfect sense if you know the people running the show are evangelical death cultists that want the Rapture to happen by triggering it in Israel i sound like a conspiracy theorist or I'm telling them the plot to a movie. But it's what is happening.

28.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 358 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

β€œThe forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

28.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2628 πŸ” 1130 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 32

Oh it’s never leaving my brain again

27.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soooo devastated! The entire revised comment was like 3 paragraphs long (something about β€œyour writing is like hiking up a long hill”??) but unnoice lodged in my brain and hasn’t left since

27.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up genuinely devoistated πŸ₯²

27.02.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Satellite proposals threaten the night sky In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), the agency responsible for authorizing satellite launches and operations…

The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan.
darksky.org/news/two-sat...

22.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3577 πŸ” 2754 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 424

Had a dream someone was very unhappy with a new chapter of a fic so they went back and edited their comment on a previous chapter to reflect their displeasure. Changed β€œnoice” to β€œunnoice.” Devastating

27.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey folks, I hadn't thought of it in these terms, but protesting planned AI data centers in your local area *could literally bring the entire fascist house of cards down*, b/c the big fascist tech cos have bet HEAVY on AI, but the demand ain't happening so their $100s of billions of Nvidia chips...

27.02.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

All hands on deck, folks. This will effectively eliminate all books by queer authors and about queer lives, even books with secondary characters, books where the author or a character uses they/them pronouns. This bill will erase identities and harm kids. And it won't stop at public schools.

26.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
Donate to World Central Kitchen - Ramadan 2026 World Central Kitchen https://giving.classy.org/campaign/747092/donate

Ramadan has started, and the World Central Kitchen has a program to distribute food aid to people in Gaza. Each kit for Ramadan contains nearly 30 pounds of halalβ€”enough for up to 70 meals. If you have spare funds, please consider a donation of $60 to assist the people still struggling in Gaza.

22.02.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 1906 πŸ” 2594 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 10

OH MY GOOOOLLY GEE this is so cute!! The shrimps kissing on the cover! I’m crying of joy πŸ’–πŸ¦πŸ’–the eclair and lingerie and handcuffs and everything 😭😭 the speckled edges are adorable and i love how well it matches with the Hallmark binding! What a wonderful Valentine’s Day, thanks so much for sharing πŸ«‚

15.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

happy valentine's day!!! i did finish (also i had what i can only describe as an epic whoopsiedoodle, but we soldier on)

Life is (not) a Cheap Porno by @mellicindi.bsky.social, a story from the Hallmarkverse <3 (it's an xmas story, but i thnk it's perfect for valentines as well!)

14.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧡

09.02.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 11586 πŸ” 7432 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 828
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Donate now to any of the organizations providing legal defense to ICE's victims in Minnesota (listed⬇️⬇️) and request whatever WangXian fan work prompt(s) you like from our volunteer artists writers & Podficers!

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23.01.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 71
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#svsss #bingqiu

24.01.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
three-panel svsss comic:

1) mobei-jun emerges from a portal, surprising shen qingqiu and luo binghe. 
mbj: "Junshang. Royal consort Shen Qingqiu. This king requests a moment of the consort's counsel."
sqq: "mobei-jun?? / this lord will, uh, hear your request...?"

2) mobei-jun raises his hand to summon an ice sword. 
mbj: "The consort's knowledge of beasts of the three realms is said to surpass all others. / Shang Qinghua is experiencing lethargy of mind and body which he says can only be cured by a "Monster." / Which creature must be slain to acquire this... "Energy Drink?"

3) chibi sqq beats sqh over the head with his fan... sorry man
sqq: you stupid bastard!! fucking moron!!!
sqh: sorreee!!! I'm sorry!!! I was super hungover!!!

three-panel svsss comic: 1) mobei-jun emerges from a portal, surprising shen qingqiu and luo binghe. mbj: "Junshang. Royal consort Shen Qingqiu. This king requests a moment of the consort's counsel." sqq: "mobei-jun?? / this lord will, uh, hear your request...?" 2) mobei-jun raises his hand to summon an ice sword. mbj: "The consort's knowledge of beasts of the three realms is said to surpass all others. / Shang Qinghua is experiencing lethargy of mind and body which he says can only be cured by a "Monster." / Which creature must be slain to acquire this... "Energy Drink?" 3) chibi sqq beats sqh over the head with his fan... sorry man sqq: you stupid bastard!! fucking moron!!! sqh: sorreee!!! I'm sorry!!! I was super hungover!!!

#svsss (read L➑️R but i wrote it weird lol)

19.01.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

A healthy, functioning Binghe needs his JRPG hair vents ✨

19.01.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0