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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

I often think about the genuine tenderness that Tim Walz showed toward children and how transformative it could’ve been for Americans to see that on a regular basis for 4 years

Sorry everyone I'm literally so bad at social media lmaooo but here's an update 🕺

My husband is also plagued by this demon actually @zwinkmusic.bsky.social

we need to bring back words like wastrel, rogue, ruffian, ne’er-do-well. there is an epidemic of miscreants doing shenanigans and we have lost the vocabulary to describe them.

Soooo just started playing Apex again and apparently #fusehound is not only canon but they're married now??? I'm so behind on the lore omgggg

Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store

girl,,,,,,

What do we call bluesky posts?? Tweets feels wrong, but what's the alternative?? Bluets?? Flaps? Flutters? Bleep -

whoever decided that “righty tighty, leftie loosie” was going to be the universial standard was cooking. i’m very glad we got that sorted out that potential dilemma ages ago

Shania Twain “The Rock” Johnson

does anyone else prefer eatin alone and watching a show or something over eating with people or am i just a loser

Popular meme format, grandma labeled with "bluesky's public launch was one year ago today." Younger person helping her labeled with "sure grandma let's get you to bed."

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been!

with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

windows solitaire win screen

i would play balatro if this happened when you win

1 million of those streams were me

a group of blue sharks swimming in the ocean ALT: a group of blue sharks swimming in the ocean

Timeline cleanse!

Most sharks swim constantly so they can breathe, but some can rest on the bottom and pump water over their gills.

And some of the ones that rest on the bottom like to do that together.

Two characters laying down in a grass patch surrounded by ghost birds.

What if. 🕊️

We will get so handy, just you wait

I need to get better at DIY home projects bc living in these 60s flats is not for the weak. Opened my window this morning and the latch snapped in half LOL

You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist regardless of skill.
You are an artist.

I've been putting off reading the original article for that exact reason 😭

What is going awwwwn

Another day of looking buff in the nogi pic at the gym. Also tons of girls tonight - always a plus! 🕺🤼‍♀️

New Gaga single, markets about to crash, gay marriage being debated in the political sphere … welcome back 2009

shock value is tanking in an oversaturated market, like I don't even know what to do with this "deer in headlights" look I just recently mastered

Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back

Is this cringe