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Mega thread on who is behind these age verification laws, spoiler alert it’s Meta.

13.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 3548 πŸ” 2096 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 116

Dear Facebook, I don't want you watching me poop.

11.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I gave up when I saw it had a Copilot key.

11.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My feed has a type. Men who'll smile at you but are no good for you.

10.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the bright side, they aren't laying everyone off for having success.

10.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop supporting them.

10.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My feed has a type. Men with hands on their heads.

09.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no point in making a successful game if they are going to fire you.

09.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was playing Helldivers 2 and someone was in woe of fearing to be deported. Then at extraction, the team was emoting and I wanted to get out of there because the team sucked.

I got into Pelican 1 and the guy full of woe shot me in the face.

09.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My feed has a type. People screaming.

08.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My feed has a type.

06.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People buying smart glasses so that Facebook can watch them poop is not surprising.

06.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing I like about Shakespeare plays is that nobody complains that they've already seen it. When it gets a reboot, nobody has an idea it's a Shakespeare play.

06.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn't until this year that I realized the original He-Man had no nipples.

03.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh well, now maybe both of them can go to hell.

02.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bonus tip: blame AI for the job cuts and then fail at running the business.

28.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How to make people love AI in 3 simple steps:

1.) Fire the humans so they're jobless.
2.) Fire the humans so they're jobless.
3.) Fire the humans so they're jobless.

28.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll buy a Switch 2 eventually, not because I'll use it, but because they're the last one to make a game console and not a PC that's locked down.

I use to love the Amiga because it had chips in it that did its job well and not a bunch of generic things equally poorly.

20.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I use to work in IT (6 months ago in 2025) and nobody I worked with fact checked the AI. The meeting notes would be wrong.

My manager spent 2 hours writing a script with the AI and the problem was that the port was block. He relied ono the AI for a brain.

20.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That seems like twice the malice, loving microwaved fish and napalming the office.

20.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was today years old when I realized that every time someone microwaved fish at the office, wasn't because they liked fish, it's because they hated the office.

20.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like this take that AI is for poor people.

16.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather wait and not crunch the animators.

15.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean.  He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

Thirsty Star Trek The Original Series scene. Ol' pointy ear Spock is "piloting a shuttlecraft" if you know what I mean. He's looking up and concentrating hard. Closed caption reads, "The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive."

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15.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 2303 πŸ” 493 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 23
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14.02.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Man who sells drugs, declares that it's not addictive.

13.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My new hobby for the year is looking at the price of one GPU.

If I were miserable or proven to myself that I needed a new video card, I'd buy it now. If it was in stock.

13.02.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the people who can write a book with AI are all like: I can write a book. Yeah, me too.

09.02.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Them: the city you live in is a hell hole.

Me: that is correct, please tell me where you live so I can send all the good people there.

Them: ...

08.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bring some speakers and quietly play sounds of thunder, just to add to the mood.

07.02.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0