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Michele Tepper

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Also known as Misha. UX design then (frog, CFPB, startups) and now (Salesforce Platform). Brooklyn native/cliché. A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend

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Vote Preston Sturges and make him the Cinderella story of this year’s BC March Madness!

12.03.2026 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of the better yiddish words is himlshrayendik (הימלשרײַענדיק), literally SHOUTING-TO-THE-HEAVENS-ISH and meaning abysmal and terrible, a great word for these times

12.03.2026 15:30 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

I already lived through young people being wrongly nostalgic about NY in the 80s, must I live through them being wrongly nostalgic (or at least, nostalgic about the wrong things) about NY in the 90s! Go back in time to being correctly nostalgic about NY in the 1970s and 1940s, like me!

11.03.2026 21:06 👍 118 🔁 7 💬 10 📌 1

Every time EDDIED appears in the Spelling Bee…

11.03.2026 19:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

15 all the way. I need my space.

11.03.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The president isn’t just bad or wrong or evil he is clearly mentally unfit. He is manifestly incompetent. Mainstream news orgs need to stop worrying about seeming “biased” and start worrying about being honest. Stop treating any of THIS (waves hands) as theoretically reasonable policy decisions ffs.

11.03.2026 17:55 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

PASSAGE OF TIME, TRANSLATED

2025 — “the other day”
2024 — “a few months ago”
2021-2023 — “last year”
2020 — “oof, maybe 10-15 years ago?”
2016-2019 — “a couple years ago”
2011-2015 — “10-15 years ago”
2000-2010 — “like 5-10 years ago”

11.03.2026 18:13 👍 219 🔁 52 💬 9 📌 4

And this is his couch, is it?

11.03.2026 14:30 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m so sorry, Rone. There are no words

11.03.2026 14:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t the real issue that there’s no theater with a similar balcony?

10.03.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
KevinRKirk asks: "why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5."
<image of a canal drawn around the strait>
suahuatica replies: "MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG."

KevinRKirk asks: "why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5." <image of a canal drawn around the strait> suahuatica replies: "MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG."

The President, like many Americans, does not like to think very hard about why things are the way they are, but there are some realities you just cannot get around.

Related: I've been thinking about this 1-2 punch for days

10.03.2026 22:04 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 2

We’re having capitalism outside today

10.03.2026 16:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

moron-contra

10.03.2026 12:48 👍 278 🔁 59 💬 10 📌 1

I hope so! But I’m not telling my former colleague, who is already getting teary over seeing her kid in the subway ads (she’s the one w/the pink hair)

09.03.2026 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Behold NYC's First-Ever Trumpeter Swan A member of the once-near-extinct species has taken up residence in the East River. But why?

There's a new hot bird in town! And it's the first time NYC has ever seen a trumpeter swan, in recorded history (after it came back from the brink of extinction). In the last week, it's been spotted frequently hanging out with one of our mute swans 👀

hellgatenyc.com/behold-nycs-...

09.03.2026 21:04 👍 154 🔁 35 💬 5 📌 19
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09.03.2026 22:01 👍 151 🔁 45 💬 3 📌 2

It's important to remember that the stock market is not reflective of the value of the comnpanies listed, it is a mood ring for rich people.

09.03.2026 19:50 👍 549 🔁 158 💬 14 📌 4

I saw it off-Broadway (a former colleague's daughter is in the cast!) and it RULES. And I say this as an OG Cats hater.

09.03.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

09.03.2026 08:34 👍 11731 🔁 2793 💬 68 📌 83
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Trump to Times of Israel: It’ll be a ‘mutual’ decision with Netanyahu regarding when Iran war ends US president, in phone interview, clarifies that he'll make final call to end operation 'at right time'; says he and PM ‘worked together' against Islamic Republic: 'We’ve destroyed a country that woul...

ending the war in iran will be a mutual decision with the man who keeps starting endless wars so that he can avoid going to jail

09.03.2026 01:29 👍 169 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 5

I saw a friend who I hadn’t seen since before COVID, and we went and looked at art together

08.03.2026 20:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

before you get mad at Timothee Chalamet for saying no one goes to the opera please stop and consider how close the opera house is to Crime Alley

07.03.2026 23:45 👍 91 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0

I mean one of @mikeduncan.bsky.social's big takeaways from years of writing the Revolutions pod is that the Great Man Theory of Historical Change is overrated but the Great Idiot Theory holds considerable explanatory power

07.03.2026 21:16 👍 280 🔁 57 💬 3 📌 4

I’m relistening to the July Revolution episodes right now. Bunch of dum dums who thought they had God on their side meet the anger of the people

07.03.2026 16:37 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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How Elon Musk’s Sci-Fi Hyperloop Failed Before his misadventures in government efficiency, Musk promised to revolutionize commuting with a subway that would speed passengers between DC and Baltimore in a matter of minutes. The project was a...

A year long investigation into the Hyperloop found …

“The truth was far simpler, far dumber, and far more prescient: Musk and his lieutenants truly had no idea what they were doing.”

washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...

07.03.2026 16:24 👍 1468 🔁 549 💬 74 📌 123
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DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

“A DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credible—and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

07.03.2026 00:20 👍 4005 🔁 1673 💬 59 📌 74

When his last speech went viral, I told one of my Spanish colleagues, and they smiled and said “everybody is very proud of him.”

07.03.2026 15:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading “this naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading “this naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

07.03.2026 02:47 👍 2052 🔁 328 💬 22 📌 33

Wait - the corner of Olympic and Cloverfield, Santa Monica? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is almost exactly the location where the old Buffy offices stood. I believe we may owe thanks for this one to the Hellmouth.

07.03.2026 00:24 👍 1080 🔁 203 💬 43 📌 7

Also, if you haven’t heard it, the Tracey Thorn cover

06.03.2026 22:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0