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Patent attorney, EE, pilot, child-free cat lady, knitter. Can't believe I'm witnessing the collapse of the USA. Voted for the lady (2x). ๐Ÿ’™ Climate destabilization is real and will kill us if the 47 administration doesn't.

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a black and white photo of a little girl smiling . ALT: a black and white photo of a little girl smiling .
13.03.2026 14:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black shirt is pointing up at the word this in pink letters ALT: a woman in a black shirt is pointing up at the word this in pink letters
13.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he didn't toss reporters for taking unflattering photos?? What kind of "leader" is this guy??

13.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with tiaras . ALT: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with tiaras .
12.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says " my girl " while looking at something ALT: a woman says " my girl " while looking at something
12.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually don't know because I can't see it! ๐Ÿคฃ It was a big scrape from a "heavenly" bamboo I was hacking away at (guess it showed me). It was scabbed over for a few weeks before it finally healed.

11.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yah know, I cut my ear on a plant in the yard shortly after this "assassination" attempt, and it took WEEKS for it to heal, and I am DECADES younger than that motherfucker.

11.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป

11.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

11.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll bet you $1 that she thinks she's clever to do this code-switching and thinks nobody will detect it. Which means, of course, that she's an imbecile.

She's also 100% garbage.

11.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody needs to make that shirt!

04.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. She might be doing it to avoid being deported.

04.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .

She likes him well enough to let him inseminate her.

04.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is it that flying is now super-expensive and the delays are worse than ever.

26.02.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I am ๐Ÿ’ฏ in agreement. I was just pointing out how misconduct that used to end political careers wouldn't even be a blip these days.

Personally, I preferred it when politicians were expected to be ethical, decent people and were held to a high standard.

24.02.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember Gary Hart?

24.02.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is awesome

24.02.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do u happen to know anyone in Congress

24.02.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly what I thought! But "it's time to move on," apparently

23.02.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Dingus" is aptly named!

23.02.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See you next Tuesday, Ghislaine!

23.02.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had to buy a few things in a Walmart today (no other option), and the prices were shocking. And I say that as a person who lives in the SF Bay Area!

23.02.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi! Brief reminder that the thing occupying the White House is a 34x convicted felon, an adulterer, and probably a pedophile!

23.02.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're so welcome!

21.02.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad they arrived and have been a success so far! Thanks again for all you do!

19.02.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read an article several days ago about how students don't read anymore because their attention spans are too short. There was a line in the article that I haven't been able to stop thinking about: "Books teach you empathy."

I think it's true. And it explains a lot about the state of the USA now.

18.02.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are so welcome! Thank you for all you do for the kiddos!

18.02.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Better increase our cheating!"

17.02.2026 20:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you can, please help the kiddos!

15.02.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're so welcome!

15.02.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0