Fat Giraffe

If there is not a ska band named Ted Wassanasong, there should be.

#ska #music #bandnames #kingofthehill

@scalzi.com I just (finally) read Old Man's War. How did I not know about the sweet love story intertwined into the war and gore?

Beautifully written, my man. Well done.

Two pane comic strip. In the first pane, a sharply dressed person does not look amused. In the second pane, the person has walked out of the pane while saying "Jesus fuckin' Christ...". The person is definitely not amused.

@wilwheaton.net I heard it's your birthday. I gift you my current favorite meme. :)

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."
~George Orwell, 1984

#NineteenEightyFour #Orwell #Quotes #Books

I have always looked at the horror genre as a scream at society that everyone deserves to be fought for; friends, family, that stranger running from danger in the woods. When it comes down to it, you should fight for everyone's survival, not just your own.

I may have seen Avengers: End Game a zillion times, but I still cry when Natasha trades her life for the Soul Stone.

DEI does not set people above. DEI brings people up.

We call them eat houses in my family.

This is still the greatest email ever.

See, I would yell it over to them. Then again, I am great at creating awkward situations.

uncontrollable
boiling and bubbling
beneath the smile

#dailyhaikuprompt (rage) #haiku

If a call for empathy and kindness makes you angry, you might just be an asshole.

If you don't 100% unequivocally support trans rights, unfollow me. You will find no comfort here.

Oh, you have no idea.

She isn't unhappy. She wants to dance around the living room like a loon and is wondering why I'm asking her to sit for another stupid picture instead.

How do signature sheets work? Do you have a stack of title pages that you sign before the book is assembled at the binder?

Nor am I!

ChatGPT AI going "fuck it don't feel like working today" is the closest it's ever come to actual intelligence

I just went through a pack of Black Jack. I swear it used to be much more flavorful. I was sorely disappointed.

Thank you. She is a good girl. We rescued her last year, at about 14 months. We are fairly certain she wasn't in the best home before us. She gets the timid, shifty, ears back look when she is excited, until you give her love. It took us a bit to understand her language, but we do pretty well now.

She really doesn't. I would never force her to wear clothes if she didn't seem to enjoy it. She isn't too fond of cameras, but this is not a tense face or pose for her.

It is! She doesn't smile much. Her ears go back and she does the tail wiggle while her butt scrunches up underneath her.

She is!!

This was our first purchase. I am really happy with them. She also got the black 80's inspired sweatshirt and my son wants the people version.

Autumn is beautiful!

Oh, she was, I promise. This is her tail wag face. If she didn't like clothes, I would never force her.

She thinks she deserves ALL the comfy. She does, of course.

Meme of Trump's face laid over with the words "To save water, we will use Gatorade to water our crops. Electrolytes. It's what plants crave." Said quote is from the film Idiocracy (2006).

daybreak is so still
after a quiet night of
soft snowflakes dancing
to the ground from frozen skies
before falling fast asleep

#poetry #TankaPoem #micropoetry

A dog named Violet sits in her bed showing off her new pajamas. The pjs have boxing kangaroos on them.

Violet got some new jammies.

#dogs #sparkpaws

@jsdewes.com I just finished The Divide series. EXCELLENT! I was glued to my Kindle for 2 weeks. My laundry is behind, I need to vacuum, and my family kept asking me to make dinner but I've found a new author to follow.