A. Bloodnok (late of the 3rd Disgusting Fusiliers)

Been too silly recently. Very deep into my overdaft.

About a quid

Heathen here, I leave my cheap long grain to soak for about an hour before cooking in the rice cooker. With just under the same volume of water, comes out decent. Cannot fathom the way to do it properly in the pan without fucking up in some way.

Anyone want to come to my swinging party?

Visiting the red light district before statues and houses of famous philosophers?

Putting the whores before Descartes.

It's alright. Waiting on the 'bright side' mix as I preferred most of those last time. If it means another tour then it's a big yes from me! Excellent concert when I saw him in June 2023.

Brand new song today, by the way.

Peter Gabriel 🤝 Holomorphic Dynamics

Bröther, May I Have Some Öats?

Bill did nothing wrong. #Justice4Bill

Cc: @dankackroyd.bsky.social

Important.

Pubs that do their own matches. This country still has a chance.

Nearly bought this, @dankackroyd.bsky.social.

Going to start calling bees 'hive guys'.

I would like to introduce you all to Duško Ivanović, the head coach of the Virtus Bologna basketball team.

Santa/the birthday fairy will be getting a strongly worded letter.

I make no apologies.

I haven't even looked at either the contents or the price because I know the temptation would be too great. Have you gone for it?

If a woman tells you there's a statue of a bald Jimmy Nail in Lecce, she's lying.

Say what you like, they've got a cracking Church by the sea. Which was actually the working title for 'Home by the sea', a fact I've just made up now.

Can't park there, mate.

In Trani.

Seven years ago today, Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured, murdered and then dismembered. And any so-called comedian who can't stand up tonight in Riyadh and do ten minutes on that kind of hijinx and horseplay just isn't worth the Saudi blood money he's being paid.

Where I'm taking your mum later.