I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
A letter I received that says official 2026 reproductive freedom poll.
Article from Parks and Rec that says "Woman of the Year Crowned" with a picture of Ron Swanson who won the award.
I love gold sauce.
He has the exact pose as the Bluey-Bandit meme.
Ossoff getting a measurable amount in a national poll is the start of something.
Put some respect on BattleBots name.
What I am saying is that they are going to install Barron as Shah of Iran but he will only have control of Bandar Abbas and the surrounding countryside. He will also have to pay for his own contractors.
You know what, I'll just say it: Dune prepared me for the world better than a lot of what I got with a poli sci degree.
First the USN will need a dragon.
Everything I learned about controlling strategic maritime straits I learned from season 1 of HotD.
Ok. So he's wrong.
I wish no harm to the ruling class.
My enemy is the American people.
Lmao
Always stay winning.
If UMass wins they beat an undefeated team and advance closer to March madness. If they lose Frank gets fired. Who can really say which outcome will make me happier.
I just have to constantly remind myself that if they are doing something solely stupid they have less time to do something evil.
Mr President sir, this is your top aide speaking. I am begging you to keep saying this brilliant line.
I see only one thing that can ease the conflict between the Foxborough select board, FIFA, and the Krafts: FIFA needs to give Foxborough the FIFA peace prize.
Love to see our state unified in opposition to Bob Kraft
The San Antonio Spurs are being very rude to Baylor Scheierman.
All I have are these creamer packets. I can't even get buzzed on this.
I know they were way overpriced, but hotels need to bring back minibars in hotel rooms. I should be able to irresponsibly use my per diem on this.
JUST IN: Democrats have flipped a Trump+9 seat in the New Hampshire House, per reporter Kevin Landrigan.
Republicans outspent Dems by a considerable margin.
This is now the 10th special election flip for Ds in Trump's second term, versus zero for the GOP. sos.tn.gov/elections/20...
A sign that says God loves you very mucho mucho mucho mucho mucho
Looking in the mirror in the morning, still drunk and full of regrets for the bottomless margs the night before:
I love you Jaylen
Ok this free agency was thankfully not a bust.
O'Hare airport is too big.
Thou shall not fedpost.
The Narragansett pub at the Providence airport was out of Narragansett products so I had Guinness.
I am mulling taking over the Patriots off-season decisions.
