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smoothie post

Woke up with a smile on my face because Rylie is no longer terrorizing our screens 😁 #bb27

Trey Songz you next, you yodeling bitch!

Millionaire monkey in a bikini standing outside of a ridiculous IKEA sized sandwich shop

They said I could never be owner and sole proprietor of the worlds most bangin sandwich shop bc I’m “just a monkey in a bikini” but I showed them. I showed them all.

JJ.

Flag of Israel.

JJ, winner of Eurovision 2025, expresses his disappointment with Israel being allowed to compete:

“I’m very disappointed that they excluded Russia but kept Israel — they’re both aggressors in this case when it comes to war. […] If it were up to me I would exclude them.”

"Your body ain't forget me" ass hug lmao

Tony goldwyn doing Miscegenation with that man wife

Please just cheat on me… cause whatever THIS is …. Waaaaaay worse than cheating

Somebody Latto · Somebody · Song · 2025

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Trips me out that Pillsbury Doughboy’s government name is Poppin’ Fresh. Like why does he need a separate name? What else is he getting into?

But anyway. What if I told you that the Kool-Aid Man’s full name is actually Frankie D. Kool-Aid? He is a D. Like Monkey.

instant block

We're taught not burn bridges because we might need people later. But I pray I never have to depend on anyone who has hurt or humiliated me. May God bless me with abundance so I never have to be in that position.

i pretend like everything is okay but really i just want to be a homeowner with a huge gated yard

R&B singer Chris Brown denied bail over allegation of causing GBH with intent The 36-year-old has been remanded in custody until 13 June, meaning he will likely miss some of the dates on his upcoming global tour.

Chris Brown has been denied bail in the U.K. and will remain in custody until June 13

thank you☺️☺️

ur neighbor is just sneezing that loudly for attention. but my last place was brick and concrete and i couldn’t hear anything 😭

i was gonna stay at my current apartment for 2 years while i fix my finances, but i actually wanna kms when i hear my neighbors have sex!!!!! i miss living in a HOUSE

I’m telling you girlies…

You don’t give a list of what you’re looking for in a man and just let him show themselves when in the talking phase most of them will cancel themselves out. It’s so funny to watch actually

attempting Beyoncé’s Coachella diet until I see her on July 4

Megan Thee Stallion, Doechii, and Angel Reese trying food at the Met Gala.

A screenshot from the hello kitty island adventure game showing a decorated cabin.

I love my lil cabin but I need all the gudetama furniture
#hellokittyislandadventure #hkia

#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”.

(Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)

I hate that yall call mutual aid “begging”.

Ppl hurting out here if you don’t wanna help them that’s your right (it’s not but I’ll let you have it) but disparaging them don’t sit right with ME when you know full well the state of the world we live in.

if you eat banana laffy taffy i know you eat lotion.

Madison Beer for Cosmopolitan.

Madison Beer shares why she was dropped by her management at sixteen:

“When I was 14, I remember people being like, “She’s too sexy” and “We can’t sell that because she’s so young, so we’d have to wait.” This was a real conversation, grown men talking about how I was too sexy. I was 14.”

How Pope Francis united a once-skeptical Church with climate action | CNN Pope Francis, who chose his papal name after the 13th-century figure St. Francis of Assisi, known as the patron saint of ecologists, was the fiercest climate and environment advocate in the church’s h...

Pope Francis spoke often about the importance of environmental stewardship in a way none of his predecessors had, connecting climate change to social inequities: cnn.it/4jnHRbX

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