Lord Sam

Literally my grandfather btw ☝️

Built a hotel.

It is my fess that, having read the comments, I realised I couldn't care less about whether the kid was found or not.

Apparently almost nobody seems to think this is quite noncy?

I saw the Fnaf movie 2. The writing feels like something from a shit SFM animatic from 2015. I will not be watching the next ten to fifteen to however many movies they release henceforth.

I can't believe it's our 2348th Christmas without Alexander... 💔

Genuinely know a guy called Azrael. I feel so

I don't think he's winning...

Whoever keeps updating Youtube's GUI, I want their head on a stake

If I ever have a son, I'm gonna name bro Achilles so he knows who's the main character ☝️

Guns are uncivilised. Real men kill each other with swords or spears, maybe axes if the circumstances demand so

There are two types of books:

the type you read casually, leaning back in your nice chair, cup of tea in had;

and the type you read and re-read and analyse and re-analyse, leaning far forward, regardless of what your spine tells you, in complete silence and without tea.

I love both types.

British Antarctic Territory why does your flag go so hard

Teacher: Alright, class, spell "cute"

Achaemenid Persian Empire: C-U-T-E

Kingdom of Macedonia: A-C-H-A-E-M-E-N-I-D-P-E-R-S-I-A-N-E-M-P-I-R-E

Achaemenid Persian Empire: I swear to Ahura Mazda, these kingdoms be trippin 😅

Guests

Every single death is like a miniature tragedy of its own.

If there's one thing the ancient Greeks knew, it's how to tell a strong story

The Illiad is great because, before it kills a man, it makes you think "This guy has a home, a family, an entire life, and he'll never get to see any of it again because he had the bad luck to run into Diomedes today" and you can't hate either man for it because it isn't their fault this happened

I... I hadn't expected that

Can't say you're from the 'tusa (Hattusa) if you're not in this area ‼️

New villas along the Road

We went from fun underwater adventure to "sever her spine" real quick there

The Writing Process, summarised:

Write the actual story ❌❌❌

Write a detailed history of the twelve provinces of the Faux-Persian Empire ✅✅✅

YES! We could not be more excited for the 2nd half of NINJAGO: DRAGONS RISING Season 3 on Sept 4th!! This is a season about CONSEQUENCES – the risks, dangers, and responsibilities one has to take for the greater good – and how the smallest actions can have repercussions throughout the Merged Lands.

Copper dispute, 1750 BC, coloured:

Entirely unsurprising frankly

She looks so sad 😭

I really wonder what the world could look like if the Bronze Age never collapsed

That's all of this btw

80% of the posts on my timeline look exactly like this: