24-hour library staffed with insomniac librarians would solve like 57 problems in one
08.02.2025 07:56
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24-hour library staffed with insomniac librarians would solve like 57 problems in one
Meanwhile ya gotta full-on fail a breathalyzer to even enter the Dolly Parton stampede
Okay 3rd idea: children-only cleaning crews 👍
Seems like you’d do a better job idk!!!
Drunk history: the immersive experience I am available and repped by atlas literary
Ah shit yeah, anise! Your script was great!!!
Solution: cast it in those plastic boxes they trap Sudafed in at target. Done. 🤝
If someone im not married to sees me past 10pm something has gone awry in the universe
Okay hear me out: doing late night adult-only hours for “please touch” children’s museums.
Oh damn a chorus of “no friggin way” could honestly heal the nation
They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic
Beep beep toot toot spending this summer watching overly ambitious community theatre. Subscribe at jprescott.substack.com
Ah man all these new apps are dropping when the writers have undivided time this sucks